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Survivor Hatches Big Question

Survivor Hatches Big Question

Survivor winner Richard Hatch has been granted a hearing in the US Court of Appeals regarding his tax evasion case. Hatch, who won the first season of the reality TV series in 2000, was convicted of tax evasion last January after he was found guilty of not paying tax on his $1 million prize. I... [More]

[Wed Jan 31st, 2007] Written By:
You Gotta Be Kidman?

You Gotta Be Kidman?

A man who was ordered to stay away from actress Nicole Kidman for three years has been convicted of breaking a glass in a woman's face. Matthew Hooker faces up to seven years in prison for the December 2005 incident in a San Francisco, California bar. He argued the glass broke accidentally when h... [More]

[Wed Jan 31st, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
It's snowing, for Pete's Sake,

It's snowing, for Pete's Sake,

Veteran rocker Pete Townshend is convinced his pet dogs talk to him - and even predict the weather. The Who star, who is set to rock England's Glastonbury Festival in June with bandmate Roger Daltrey, claims his pooches warned him snow was coming this week. He says, "I believe my dogs talk t... [More]

[Sun Jan 28th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Idol Abdul Never been Drunk!

Idol Abdul Never been Drunk!

American Idol star Paula Abdul has hit back at reports she was intoxicated during a recent TV interview - stating she has never been drunk in her life. The Straight Up singer behaved oddly during live regional interviews in America to promote the hit talent show earlier this month. She has since... [More]

[Sun Jan 28th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Billy Joel's Suicide Pledge

Billy Joel's Suicide Pledge

Billy Joel's past is coming back to haunt him in a revealing new book. Claims the Piano Man once attempted suicide by swallowing furniture polish and had his wallet stolen by a woman performing fellatio on him under his piano feature in biographer Mark Bego's new tome. Bego also alleges Joel's... [More]

[Thu Jan 25th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Simon Fears Germs, Germans?

Simon Fears Germs, Germans?

American Idol star Simon Cowell feared he was turning into pop superstar Michael Jackson after he started wearing a surgical mask to ward off germs. The impresario admits he has a little germ phobia and long flights make him nervous. He says, "You've got 300 people around you for 11 hours. It's... [More]

[Tue Jan 16th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Norton's Hears a Boo

Norton's Hears a Boo

Salma Hayek has appealed for "a man that has more balls than me" to whisk her off her feet. The actress, who has previously dated Edward Norton, is frustrated men keep falling below her high standards because they're insecure. Although she'd love to be in a relationship again, she refuses to comprom... [More]

[Tue Jan 16th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
First Major BS Story of 2007

First Major BS Story of 2007

Buxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual. The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting. However, having found fame an... [More]

[Tue Jan 16th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Fags and Gays Britney Stimulant

Fags and Gays Britney Stimulant

Pop star Britney Spears and her new boyfriend Isaac Cohen spent the weekend in Las Vegas holed up in the Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms hotel. The couple stayed in the tower's $40,000 per night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday, with a Jacuzzi pool, glass elevator, rotating bed and full... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Christmas Eve's Raymond

Christmas Eve's Raymond

Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton insists there is nothing wrong with having a beer and taking a sleeping pill to try and cope with the stress of trying to balance work and family life. Heaton is normally based in Los Angeles, where she has four young boys, but is currently appearing in t... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Whitney with Ray J

Whitney with Ray J

Whitney Houston has fueled rumors she is dating R&B singer Ray J after the two were spotted sharing a dinner in Beverly Hills on Sunday night. The star announced she was filing for divorce from husband Bobby Brown in September after 14 years of marriage and is currently working on a comeback album.... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Hairy Blotter

Hairy Blotter

One of America's leading skin doctors fears the young cast of the Harry Potter films has done teenagers the world over a huge disservice by seeming to have bypassed puberty on the big screen. Dr. Vail Reese has blasted the brains behind the Potter films for digitally altering the appearances of Dani... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
24's/Heaven

24's/Heaven

Kiefer Sutherland has dismissed reports he has an alcohol problem, arguing he simply doesn't have the time to drink and film hit TV show 24. The 40-year-old claims he is so busy playing agent Jack Bauer in the television drama, currently in its sixth series, that his social life cannot be a priority... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Blender Mag's 06 Mix?

Blender Mag's 06 Mix?

My Chemical Romance, Justin Timberlake and Gnarls Barkley have picked up the leading awards in men's magazine Blender's 2006 Readers' Poll. My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade was named the year's best album, ahead of Timberlake's Futuresex/Lovesounds; Gnarls Barkley were named New Artist Of The... [More]

[Mon Jan 15th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
O'z Born to pose naked!

O'z Born to pose naked!

Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine. The rock heiress is prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men's publication - but would insist editors touch her up to make her look pretty and not so fat. She says, "I'd go fully nude, but I'd have to have some airbr... [More]

[Tue Jan 9th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen