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Osmond Back On

Marie Osmond just barely failed to win on Dancing with the Stars, but the popular contestant has landed her own daytime talk show! "Marie makes the perfect talk show hostess because people feel like they can relate to her," casting director and producer Ron Scott tells Star. "She has experienced... [More]

[Fri Dec 14th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

What the Hell is Going On?

If you're thinking about suicide, but you're still kind of on the fence about it - please do not read this information. American Idol finalist Chris Daughtry and his band had the most popular album of the year, according to Billboard magazine. The band sold 3.2 million copies of their self-title... [More]

[Fri Dec 14th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Britney Beat (subtitled)

The following legalese has been translated into Brit-speak for your convenience or your amusement Mark Vincent Kaplan, the attorney representing Kevin Federline in his on-going custody case with Britney Spears, says he's not "mad" about Brit missing her deposition Wednesday. "I can move forward w... [More]

[Fri Dec 14th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Fear of Commitment Factor

George Clooney is giving the odds makers a beating, having now stayed with his present girlfriend - former Fear Factor contestant Sarah Larson - for an astonishing 4 months. Clooney reportedly loves the fact that Sarah is athletic and outgoing and doesn't shy away from a mouth-watering batch of walr... [More]

[Fri Dec 7th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Who's X is this?

Though it's been nearly a dozen long old years, she must have been viewed thru dozens of beers. After all the man's been the sexiest alive, but on the ten scale she barely rates a five. Perhaps he was looking for what lies beneath, Cause she's got sixty seven or sixty eight teeth. She's rolled... [More]

[Fri Dec 7th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Not in Elementary Watson

Just look at Hermione Granger now. Perhaps nothing demonstrates the "marches on" nature of Time than to see a young actess like Emma Watson looking like this. Or as Vince V put it in Swingers "little baby all grows up. Funny, Maggie Smith hasn't changed all that much. Magic.... [More]

[Thu Dec 6th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

One More Bit of Tid

Great news from the Kiwi front, long time faves of the Boneman Crowded House (aka Split Enz, Neil and Tim Finn) have apparently started a bit of a cottage industry as Neil's son Liam has a debut album out that is the Cat's Nip according to many sources. Rolling Stone has described it as Elliot Smith... [More]

[Thu Dec 6th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Seriously juicy tidbits

Nothing funny here just of much interest. Number one the word on the soon to be released Bob Dylan bio-pic is good. It's called I'm Not Here or something to that effect and features 5 different actors playing the various ages and stages of his career. The word is that Cate Blanchette (yes I typed it... [More]

[Thu Dec 6th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Alright I'm back at it then.

Apologize for the protracted absence - I was busy taking care of some things that are even less pertinent to real life than these tongue-in-cheek shots at celebrity faux paxs. I hope my little vacation didn't cause me to lose both my readers.... [More]

[Thu Dec 6th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Give me a few more days.

At the moment I'm feverishly engaged in a side project that will probably cost me another week. So expect the content of the site to be a bit weak as well. On a Hollywood note, thank God a responsible woman has stepped forward to straighten out that Deadbeat Mom Britney. First of all if you're going... [More]

[Tue Nov 6th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Brad & Anj in the Pitts.

While standing in line at the grocery store today I couldn't miss a glaring headline on that most revered publication, In Touch magazine, that Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie are splitting the sheets. Without even cracking the rag open I learned that it's all Jolie's fault. Yes Brad is constantly on eg... [More]

[Thu Oct 25th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Ellen: Finding Fido

It's truly sad the disgraceful treatment of our famous lesbians. First Rosie O' Donnell had her adopted child taken away from her amid accusations of parental inadequacies and now in a similar miscarriage of justice and abuse of power, California animal authorities have similarly taken it upon thems... [More]

[Tue Oct 23rd, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Mel-t Down in Malibu

The tragic Malibu fire is believed to have been sparked by a joyriding Mel Gibson whom when he passed a cop by the roadside jettisoned a bottle of Jack Daniels along with the joint he'd been smoking effectively causing what is being called a Mel-atoff cocktail resulting in an explosion that has been... [More]

[Tue Oct 23rd, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Spears Chuckles

About an hour after her October 11th appearance in court marked by her immature outbursts at the judge, Britney Spears took a trip to Neiman Marcus and kept the party going. Us Weekly reports: First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew... [More]

[Thu Oct 18th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Casey "Ben There Shun That"

Casey Affleck might have been happily hiding in the background while his brother Ben was in the limelight, but those days are fading fast. Between his leading roles in The Assassination of Jesse James and Gone Baby Gone, Casey is quickly making a name for himself as a leading actor. He recently talk... [More]

[Thu Oct 18th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen

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