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Scarlett most Beautiful Ever

Scarlett most Beautiful Ever

Scarlett Johansson has been named the Most Beautiful Celebrity Of All Time - thanks to her fresh-faced and youthful looks. The Lost In Translation actress was voted into the top spot ahead of Kylie Minogue and Liv Tyler, with all three praised for their lack of over-the-top make-up of drastic co... [More]

Spears & Hilton voted Lousiest Role Models

Spears & Hilton voted Lousiest Role Models

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been voted the Worst Celebrity Role Models of 2006 in a joint poll between Associated Press and AOL. The pop star has come under fire this year for her questionable parenting skills and her incessant partying since filing for divorce from Kevin Federline in e... [More]

Suri Swings Solo

Suri Swings Solo

Tom Cruise's confused and frightened wife Katie Holmes has cackled off reports she is pregnant with their second child. The actors wed in Italy last month after a 19 month brainwashing and seven months after the arrival of their daughter Suri. Recent reports claim Holmes' stomach was the subject... [More]

Pamela cites "Irreconcilable Stupidity" for Kid A.

Pamela cites "Irreconcilable Stupidity" for Kid A.

Pamela Anderson has confirmed press reports her estranged husband Kid Rock was unhappy about her appearance in Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan. The New York Post reported last month that Anderson and Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, watched a sc... [More]

Brad & Ang, No Nups til Gays Can Too

Brad & Ang, No Nups til Gays Can Too

Angelina Jolie has laughed off boyfriend Brad Pitt's claims they would marry when "everyone else in the country" can, reiterating they have no plans to wed. Earlier this year, the actor told men's magazine Esquire, "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants... [More]

Cruise Discovers Comic Genius

Cruise Discovers Comic Genius

This one's a Godsend. I went back and forth on the lead title, rejecting such possibles as "I know Victoria's Secret - She's Controlled by famous Alien." Or perhaps "She Bends it for Beckham?" (too saucy?) I'm just going to let you read this one straight (no jokes necessary). Sometimes this Bonejob... [More]

Let them Eat This!

Let them Eat This!

Kirsten Dunst may be one of the highest paid actresses, making anywhere between $8-$10 million a picture, but that doesn't mean she sells well on the newsstand. Anna Wintour was evidently not happy with Kirsten's Marie Antoinette shots for the September Vogue and demanded it be re-done. It caused a... [More]

Boyle Will Be Missed

Boyle Will Be Missed

As you may know versatile actor and all around cool guy Peter Boyle (71) succombed to cancer today. He lead a full and fruitful life, from his stint as Frankenstein's monster in Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein to his classic portrayal of Laslo to Bill Murray's Hunter Thompson in Where the Buffalo Roam... [More]

No More Pork for Fanning

No More Pork for Fanning

Dakota Fanning refuses to eat pork after starring in the classic children's tale Charlotte's Web. The 12-year-old actress became attached to her cuddly co-stars while filming the movie in Australia and has now sworn off any pork products, but plans to continue eating spiders.... [More]

Phoney Puff Stuff Plagues Canada

Phoney Puff Stuff Plagues Canada

Sean 'Diddy' Combs has launched a merchandising war against counterfeit copies of his Sean John Canada fashion line to generate awareness about the country's growing bootleg clothing problem. Combs' 'Don't Buy A Lie' campaign is an alliance between the hip-hop mogul's fashion label and the Canadian... [More]

Jessica Simpleton: 9+5=

Jessica Simpleton: 9+5=

Country great Dolly Parton has forgiven Jessica Simpson for forgetting the lines to her "9 TO 5" anthem during a Kennedy Center Honors tribute. The gracious Country icon politely applauded and smiled as Simpson apologized for botching her song but admits she's glad it wasn't her up on stage on Sunda... [More]

Gibson Can't Get It Up

Gibson Can't Get It Up

Mel Gibson has justified his drunken anti-Semitic outburst as a "screw-up" and doesn't think he should have been singled out for so much criticism. The 50-year-old star is blaming the press for making a fuss about the July incident, and insists "no-one is perfect". Take for example that movie I prod... [More]

Apocalypse Sync

Apocalypse Sync

Just to the left of the "new look" Pitt is Martin Sheen who had been mistakenly dispatched to terminate Pitt's command in the Bayou. Sometimes not being named the Sexiest Man Alive can come as a tough blow. In any case the mix up has been cleared up now (Apocalypse) now.... [More]

Whitney's no Madonna

Whitney's no Madonna

If they could have seen the look on their faces, maybe that Beverly Hills adoption agency might have given Whitney and Bobby a "well supervised chance." Even more disheartening is this is Britney Spears baby whom Houston and Brown rescued from a glass-strewn playground in Compton - Where's the love... [More]

Kris Kingle frightens youngsters

Kris Kingle frightens youngsters

The King of Krabby - takes it hard when children are frightened to sit on his lap. Soon Larry pointed a finger at each frightened tot, told them they were on the naughty list and told them all they were getting for Christmas was Raiders jersey.... [More]