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Rwanda Hilton

Rwanda Hilton

Countless magazines and websites have recently published reader polls that are unanimous in their feelings toward Paris Hilton. Basically the message is "enough already" we're tired of the Dog and Phony act. It's time to go to ground, maintain a low pro and then come back in say 20-25 years and bow... [More]

Lohan Survives Utah

Lohan Survives Utah

So tan she looked like she's been wrestling with her demons in mud and filth, Lyndsay Loo has made her grand and grimy return over the weekend. For now it would appear that if she's heading for the deep end again at least she's starting in the shallow end of the pool. Lynds and her girls went to a m... [More]

Everytime you say Goodbye

Everytime you say Goodbye

People is reporting that Lindsay packed up and checked out of rehab yesterday afternoon. There were rumors that she was just headed back to LA to visit the dentist to score pain pills, but apparently she's out. Her father Michael has been in town with her for the past few days, and was there with he... [More]

Brit and Run

Brit and Run

Life keeps getting worse and worse for the pop star who now faces charges of hitting a parked car last month and driving without a valid California license. TMZ reports: "Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a vali... [More]

Britney misses visitation

Britney misses visitation

As for the situation with her kids, according to Life & Style Brit missed her first scheduled visitation with them yesterday afternoon. Apparently she was at home at the right time, but missed them because she was out on the town with one of the stars from Cavemen. She says there relationship isn't... [More]

Radiohead in the Rainbow

Radiohead in the Rainbow

Still the best band in the world according to many, the British mega-stars Radiohead are once again pushing the envelope by releasing their latest album In Rainbows as an online download. How much is it going to cost you? Name your price. That's right, I had to hear that twice myself but the fact of... [More]

Naughty Ladies of Brady

Naughty Ladies of Brady

What a microcosm of todays society the Bradys turned out to be. Sadly Dad (Robert Reed) succombed to an Aids related illness and died at the age of 59. As a gay man who chose to keep his personal life completely under raps he was forced to satisfy his longings in ways that would ultimately place him... [More]

John Mayer of Simpleton

John Mayer of Simpleton

Fortune has certainly smiled on guitarist John Mayer. After his recent brush with the Police (having the honor of performing with the band on their one off reunion - He helped Sting and company send out an SOS to the millions watching. Even holding a straight face while Kanye West attempted an impro... [More]

Owen Smiles

Owen Smiles

Owen Wilson was caught flashing a measured version of that million dollar smile while cruising around LA with a friend yesterday. He's been relaxing and taking some time to himself over the past few weeks, I must say that seeing that smile return brings one to my own face. It's doubtful that he'll m... [More]

Darjeeling Unlimited!

Darjeeling Unlimited!

The anticipated new film by hit-master Wes Anderson the Darjeeling Limited opened the New York Film Festival on Friday. In typical wacky Wes style, not only did he premiere his back story short starring Natalie Portman at the Apple Store on Tuesday, but the night before the big screening most of the... [More]

Britney Whisperer

Britney Whisperer

Undaunted by her universally panned performance on the VMAs, Britney has huddled with her career guru has decided to flaunt her fleshy midrif and will soon begin shooting episodes of her new Bravo network problem "Oops I piddled again," a program designed to teach pet owners how to house break their... [More]

Britney Announces Mall Tour

Britney Announces Mall Tour

I'm just kidding, I'm sure everythings gonna be fine.... [More]

JLo down on Mother's list

JLo down on Mother's list

Jennifer Lopez is "barely on talking terms" with her mother because she is too busy to pick up the phone, according to reports. The singer/actress, 38, is believed to have grown distant from her once-cherished mother, Guadalupe, who cannot confirm rumors her daughter is expecting a baby because they... [More]

K-Fed Net Worthless

K-Fed Net Worthless

Britney Spears has held an emergency meeting with her ex-husband Kevin Federline in a bid to resolve custody issues over their children, according to reports. The Toxic singer organized the meeting with Federline and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan on Wednesday - their son Jayden's first birthday.... [More]

Denise Richards & Mrs Hyde

Denise Richards & Mrs Hyde

Former Bond girl Denise Richards' publicist has acted quickly to rubbish a new magazine expose, in which a former nanny claims the actress is a moody 'Jekyll and Hyde' character. In a new magazine article, the unnamed child minder claims the actress, who is now divorced from ex-husband Charlie S... [More]