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Free Willie

Free Willie

Musician and star of the movie DUKES OF HAZZARD, Willie Nelson has been charged with possession of drugs. The 73 years-old was charged after Magic Mushrooms and Marijuana were found on his tour bus. The charges could bring a six-month jail term and unspecified fine. According to the BBC, police seiz... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Scarlett loves her boobs!

Scarlett loves her boobs!

In a related story film star Scarlett Johannson praised her ample bosom, and credits them for saving her life after taking a nasty spill during the filming of the Horse Whisperer (Yea she was is it - google it asshole)... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Tara Reid has boob reduction

Tara Reid has boob reduction

Tara Reid has apparently had a boob reduction. The star of films like AMERICAN PIE is said to have had surgery recently in Beverly Hills, California. Reid famously popped out of her dress at a party for P. Diddy last year. The video of the incident was then promptly posted all over the internet! Tho... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: phyllis steen

Deschanel as Joplin - Cool

Deschanel as Joplin - Cool

Singer Pink (who sucks MNF) has been replaced as singer Janis Joplin in the biopic "Gospel According to Janis." She pulled out of the Penelope Spheeris film earlier this year and now Zooey Deschanel was selected to take it over. The script has gone through many revisions and now focuses on former R... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: Bone

SNL Gutted!

SNL Gutted!

Seemingly in response or as a result of Aaron Sorkin's Studio whatever and Tina Fey's Whatever Whatever, SNL has lost Tina, Horatio, Chris Parnell, Racheal Dratch, Fiona apple Mitchell (whatever) a utility infielder and two eskimos to be named later - FUCK THAT. The show is going on as scheduled wit... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: Phyllis Steen

Lucas Gives $175 mil to USC

Lucas Gives $175 mil to USC

The Lucas Foundation is donating $175 million to the newly renamed University of southern California School of Cinematic Arts. Dean Elizabeth Daley is head of the school whose name the USC board of trustees voted to rename and will announce the new name in an October 4th ceremony on the USC Campus... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: A.S. Tkatch

Houston - We Have a Solution

Houston - We Have a Solution

Music Mogul Clive Davis, who discovered Whitney Houston, is paying for her counseling and drug rehabilitation sessions. He was so upset by her drug addiction that he called on former Hole front woman Courtney Love to mentor her. Love who insists that she's now clean and sober eagerly agreed to help... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: AS Tkatch

Hargitay Succombs

Hargitay Succombs

Bobybuilder and former husband to Jayne Mansfield, Mickey Hargitay has died after a lengthy illness at age 80. The Hungarian strongman was being treated for a mystery illness when his daughter Law & Order: Special Victims Unit star Mariska Hargitay gave birth in June. She left quickly during a sched... [More]

[Thu Sep 21st, 2006] Written By: Paul Heath

Rowling's Row at Kennedy

Rowling's Row at Kennedy

Author JK Rowling ran into a bit of bother on her way back to the UK recently, after airport bosses wouldn't let her take the manuscript for the last Harry Potter book on board with her. She did manage to convince officials to take the much anticipated book on board in the end though. Speaking on... [More]

[Fri Sep 15th, 2006] Written By: Kat Khalil

Robbie Rudebox Redo

Robbie Rudebox Redo

With his album RUDEBOX about to hit shelves, it looks like Robbie Williams may have to pull a track at the eleventh hour. The track, called "The 90's" is said to make 'serious allegations' directed toward former Take That manager Nigel Martin Smith, according to The Sun Smith is apparently orderin... [More]

[Thu Sep 14th, 2006] Written By: Kat Khalil - The Sun

Jay-Z hooks up with Chris Martin

Jay-Z hooks up with Chris Martin

Rapper Jay-Z is to team with Coldplay's Chris Martin on his new album. Jay-Z, who is to tour the UK later this month, will work with Martin on KINGDOM COME, which will be released in November. Jay-Z will also work with Dr Dre, Timbaland and Pharrell Williams 'Neptunes' producing team on the releas... [More]

[Thu Sep 14th, 2006] Written By: Kat Khalil

Borat vs. The World!

Borat vs. The World!

Not only have we officially declared Borat the undeniable funniest film of the year - it just isn't scientifically possible that a movie will be funnier. Even more amusing is the international incident it has brought about. To wit, the President/Ruler of Khazakstan is outraged at Sasha Baron Cohen's... [More]

[Thu Sep 14th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Whitney and Bobby to Divorce

Whitney and Bobby to Divorce

Whitney Houston is to divorce husband Bobby Brown, and a stunned nation mourns. Is nothing sacred does nothing holy last? If a marriage based on mutual drug addictions and held together by parallel plummeting careers can't work, then what chance do any of us have, I'm, I'm . . .... [More]

[Thu Sep 14th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman - Kat Khalil

Jessica Simpson has had 'work done'

Jessica Simpson has had 'work done'

The perfect Jessica Simpson has finally admitted that she has undergone a little surgery. No, not a boob job, but work on her lips. She told Glamour magazine "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But... it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what the... [More]

[Mon Sep 4th, 2006] Written By: Kat Khalil - Glamour

Blunt wins big at MTV awards

Blunt wins big at MTV awards

James Blunt 'did it for England' at last night's MTV Video Music awards in New York. The 'Beautiful' singer won best male video and best cinematography for his stunning track 'You're Beautiful'. Other big winners on the night were Panic! At The Disco, who beat Madonna to video of the year, and Kel... [More]

[Mon Sep 4th, 2006] Written By: Kat Khalil - MTV