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Saddam and Gomorrah

Saddam and Gomorrah

HE'S BACK!!! Yes sir that madcap Daddy-O from Baghdad is at it again. You know him, you hate him, Monica wouldn't fellate him--Saddam Hussein. In the last issue I referred to Bill Clinton as the EVEREADY President for his resiliency under fire--but when it comes to Battling Battery Bunnies--Sadda... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Letters to Santa

Letters to Santa

Sometimes inspiration for this thing comes in the most unlikely places--a lot of times I just drive to the office with absolutely no clue as to what the hell I'm going to write about--in the hope that by turning on the computer the jokes will just boot right up--such was the case on Thanksgiving nig... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Oh Tannenbaum

Oh Tannenbaum

You might have heard something about it on the TV or Radio, but I guess Christmas is this month. Whaddaya know? Myself, I like to beat the rush and start dreading the Holidays just after Labor Day. It sucks to be such an Ebenezer old geezer, but I swear the approach of the Season gives me about the... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Out of Hollywood

Out of Hollywood

I'm a huge movie buff and I've always looked forward to the Oscars, so I figured I'd do a little Bonemanship on the big night. Yes, I sharpened a pencil and settled in for the full nine shmears--from pre-show to "Best Picture" it makes for a long night. Tuning in for all the "pre-Oscar hoopla"... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Hair Today

Hair Today

In homage to that hilarious scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin - I thought I'd share my experience. If it weren't for the disturbing and bizarre things that happen to me on a regular basis, it's unlikely I'd be able to keep this Boneman thing going. Fortunately my life continues to supply me with... [More]

Written By: The Boneman