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No Country For Old Men (Seriously New)

By now, I guess I can safely take another swipe at the presidential campaign. It's down to three and, at this point, even if Hillary had lost Texas or Ohio I get the impression she's in this thing 'til the bitter end. Let's face it, those Clintons want their old house back. And if worse comes to sho... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: The Boneman

Easter Bone-ette (NEW)

This Easter saw the Bone-domain crowded with a regular hutch of rug-rats. Cousins in numbers odd and even converged ‘til every last couch and sleeping bag was pressed into service. It was a pretty good time considering that most of them stayed 3 days. Though I'll admit that there were a few times wh... [More]

[Thu May 10th, 2007] Written By: The Boneman

Sticky and Used NEW!

Well, it's gotten to the point where I'm gonna have to sit down and write some funny shit. A lot of times I can put it off, especially if Adam's sending me plenty of stuff – but he's gotten into one of his predicaments where he's seen so many movies and concerts that he doesn't know where to start a... [More]

[Wed Nov 22nd, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Trick or Treat (NEW)

As this is the time of year when the minds of youngsters traditionally turn to all things Spooky, I thought I might discuss a scary thing or two. I imagine, by now, most of you have seen those (hard to watch) DateLine "internet pedafile" - Catch a Predator specials. I did an unofficial poll and I on... [More]

[Wed Oct 11th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

The Sundance Syndrome

After having finally experienced Sundance non-vicariously - I've figured out why it's become so popular. First of all celebrities love it - they flock to the place like it was Narnia, because when they're here, no one bothers them. They can wander about freely, intermingle with other members of thei... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Siesta Bowl

It occurred to me as I lay on the couch trying to muster up the requisite ambition to get up to use the bathroom, that New Years Day is really kind of a bum way to start off a year. Yes, I'll admit that I'd partaken a moderate and (highly wife-supervised) amount of champagne the previous night - so... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

My Annual Piece on Earth

As the holidays approach it's customary for the Boneman to take a retrospective glance at the events of the year gone by and, not unlike a pompous jackass, he tends to start these off by referring to himself in the third person. Quite honestly I'm not well versed enough in the finer points of the En... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Surviving Thanksgiving

Hello everyone - as I hunker down and prepare to voyage into life's most frightening of times, the Holidays, I've decided that I could use a little holiday myself (or as the Brits call it - a Vacation). I had a pretty good bit halfway slapped together about the Presidential Campaign, but I realized... [More]

Written By: Maddy Bonham

Bone Dry

Regrettably a few months back I made a passing remark about the concept of beer. More or less an off-handed reference made in such a manner as to give the average reader cause to suspect that I might have at least a nodding acquaintance with the product - if not a certain fondness for what my childr... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Back Like Me

Greetings thou fine and faithful folks of southern Utah, Maddy here. I've just returned for a visit after spending some time in California. It's been a while and I must say I certainly miss all the fellowshipping one with another - how are things in Mo-town anyway? Occasionally I log on to zboneman.... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Cursed

More and more I find myself living in a vacuum. Not a Hoover household appliance mind you, my life doesn't suck, it's just that I feel like I've isolated myself. I don't socialize much, I have good friends and I'm pretty sure they like me, but I don't reach out alot and if they're calling me they ge... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Blue Cross Blues

(As a quick preface to this latest discourse, let me just quickly explain that I live in Utah - where the only two health insurance choices are monopolized by Blue Cross and IHC.) I don't think I could name all seven of the deadly sins without asking Kevin Spacey, but I've got a sneaking suspicio... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

To Hell With The Chief

I'll have to say that things aren't looking so rosy for Bush right now. These wacky Iraqi wars just don't quite pan out for the Bush family. Junior's version of Desert Storm is going to hell in a sand-basket, gas is going for about the same price as Johnny Walker Red, and the swarthy masses are lini... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Whatever Tosses Your Salad!

There for a while it looked like they might take the issue of "same sex" marriage and turn it into a big "bone of contention" in the Presidential Race. In the end I think Bush wussed out. He didn't want to risk losing the votes of all seven Republican homosexuals. I have to say I'm a little disappoi... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

Party Time!

Recently someone asked me which political party I belonged to, and I told them whichever one has the best buffet and an open bar. For someone who graduated from college with a major in Political Science, I'm the least political person I know. I haven't got time for events that transpire outside of m... [More]

Written By: The Boneman

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