If you are among the thousands who like to read funny stuff because it causes you to laugh, surf no further. If laughter is something you value nearly as much as autoerotic asphyxiation and crack - again you've come to the right place. It's easy, the Boneman writes the funny stuff, you simply read it and as a result you begin to laugh - temporarily diverting your attention from the horror that is the human condition. ... http://zboneman.com/humor/ Fri, 09 May 2008 17:14:57 +0700 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.zboneman.com/images/logo_opaque.png http://www.zboneman.com/ zBoneman.com. http://www.zboneman.com/humor/rss.xml http://www.zboneman.com/humor/That-Certain-Part-of-a-Mans-Body-Brand-Spankin-21495.html Don't worry - I'm not gonna go off on another long-winded election rant. I was just wondering if Bill Clinton likes it when other prominent politicians get caught with their pants down like he used to do so prolifically. Does it make people forget about Monica and the gals or does it just refresh o... The Boneman Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:52:22 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Obama-Nation-Newest-21448.html You may have noticed if you've read any of my recent articles that I've become a kinder gentler Boneman. I find that I can function nearly as well without the cuss-words, but on the other hand, like many Americans, I've had it up to my "waste elimination apparatus" with political correctness. The fa... The Boneman Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:03:20 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Fake-The-Season-Bright-X-mas-Bone-21383.html With each passing year, the Christmas season creeps ever closer to the Christmas season before. I believe at this rate, if the world were to survive Global Warming, Armageddon or Nuclear Annihilation and make it another hundred years – by the time 2107 rolls around there would be no point in ever ta... The Boneman Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:16:58 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Anybody-Else-Got-a-Complaint-New-as-New-Gets-21346.html In the last issue of the Independent the editorial staff published a complaint leveled at an article that I wrote 5 months ago entitled "Losing My Religion." The plaintiff, "a California Woman just passing through," expressed brief and general offense at my playful treatise on the Pope's not-so-rece... The Boneman Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:24:02 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Pink-Side-of-the-Moon-Newest-21339.html Come on now? If you're reading this article having not read my conversation with Uncle Bone, let me quickly preface this odd tale of horror and disgrace with a quick introduction. My name is Maddy Bonham, again I'm the Boneman's niece and if you were a follower of this column in years past then it's... The Boneman Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:41:45 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Back-in-Black-Really-New-21242.html Though many of you are unlikely to remember me, I was once a semi-regular player on this team. I was all of 15 years old, in fact, when Uncle Bone first threw me out there to pinch hit for him. Sure, I was nervous and intimidated – kind of a Little Bo Peep running with the big dogs, but my life was... Maddy Bonham Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:25:04 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/A-God-Fearing-Man-New-21184.html From the time I was 10 years old I've been afraid of Jesus. I say this for two reasons. First of all, from a journalistic standpoint, it's one of those great "attention grabbing" openers that I probably would've learned all about had I studied journalism. You'll note about now that you're still read... The Boneman Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:24:46 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Plumbing-New-Depths-NEW-21099.html Well well, will y'look who's back! And two months in a row, at that. Sweet Sassy Sorghum - best pass me li'l more son, then step back Jack! Cuz it's a crack-a-lack fact that dem Happy Days is up in here agin. Yessir I'll be back with the news - ‘bout crazy old Mel and his views on Jews - might just... The Boneman Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:16:02 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Losing-My-Religion-NEW-21051.html Recently Pope Benedict XVI - the leader of the Catholic church - made a rather remarkable move. He decided to get rid of Limbo. Poof, it's gone, just like that - no longer exists. No big deal really - it just means that over a billion people will have to change what they believe about life after dea... The Boneman Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:19:45 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Is-This-The-Thanksgiving-We-all-Die-20069.html When your Mother marries a new man not only do you get yourself a new "Daddy," but you also inherit a whole new set of relatives. Which can be for better or worse, usually worse, but isn't generally a problem--except around the Holidays. It seems, Ray, my newest stepfather, has an older widowed... Maddy Bonham http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Request-for-Fire-20072.html Let me see if I can get you up to speed. I'm the Boneman's niece, I fell in love with a Paiute Indian named Jack, while visiting relatives in Pahrump, Nevada over Thanksgiving. I've only been in St. George for a few years and I'm not LDS. As it turns out Jack is, and believe me, he's good at it. It... Maddy Bonham http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Just-Sit-Right-Back-and-Youll-Hear-a-Tale-20073.html During the course of my indoctrination into the Mormon way, it's more than once occurred to me that, perhaps, my infatuation with Jack (my Mormon tourguide), has cast a rosy hue on what I would've otherwise been inclined to dismiss as a crock of pretty wacky business. Still and all, I've managed to... Maddy Bonham http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Valentines-Day-Massacre-20075.html I certainly was disappointed that the world didn't end like everybody thought it might. I really had my hopes up. The timing couldn't've been more perfect for me--I was completely miserable and practically sinless. I'd spent the past several months preparing to be baptized, and get married in the te... Maddy Bonham http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Dance-with-the-Devil-In-the-Pale-Moonlight-20076.html After I regained what was left of my bearings I crabbed backward on my heals and palms until my head hit a tree. It felt like a nail went right through my skull, but I was too frightened to utter a sound. I just froze up and squinted in the direction of the voice that had just attacked me. "You're l... Maddy Bonham http://www.zboneman.com/humor/Trouble-Along-The-Mormon-Trail-20071.html What's a gal to do? I'm barely seventeen years old and in case you're dying to know--yes, technically, I'm still a virgin. I'd always envisioned my early adulthood as a devil-may-care affair, reveling in my youth, tasting the fruits of the world, and now I've gone and fallen in love with a damn Mo... Maddy Bonham