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Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa
"How about I sit on 'your' lap, Slim?"

Starring:

Billy Bob Thornton
Tony Cox
Lauren Graham and John Ritter

Released By:

Dimension Films

Released In:

2003

Rated:

R

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

B+

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Few movies in recent memory quite live up to their title in the fashion that Bad Santa does. This is to say that all of you should take the title very seriously, for this isn't your grandmother's Kris Kringle. Bad Santa is easily the most irreverent holiday movie I've ever seen. In fact, it's one of the most irreverent movies I've ever seen, period!

In the dark holiday comedy, Billy Bob Thornton plays Willie, an unlikable, foul-mouthed alcoholic thief who dresses as Santa each year in an attempt to rob department stores blind. His partner in crime (and the brains behind the operation) is Marcus (played by Tony Cox who you may remember from the Farrelly Brothers' Me, Myself and Irene), a little person with a foul mouth of his own.

Bad Santa is also populated with a world of diverse characters including a street smart mall supervisor (played by Bernie Mac), a subdued mall manager (played by the late John Ritter) and a sweet natured bartender with an obsession for Santa Claus (played with likable charm by the Gilmore Girls' Lauren Graham).

I love a good holiday movie, and with Bad Santa, I've already got two this season. Elf was a magical, warm and fuzzy family film, while this movie represents it's North Polar opposite. And before anyone jumps to the conclusion that I'm sick in the head, I want everyone to know that much of this movie did offend me, but that was it's goal. And in the end, it wasn't offensive without a purpose.

Director Terry Zwigoff's (Ghost World and Crumb) objective here is quite simple. To put our beloved Santa in as many compromising, disgusting situations as humanly possible. So, we see Santa having sex (in a hot tub, a department store dressing room and, of course, in the back of a car), we see Santa drink booze, we see Santa smoke cigarettes, we see Santa steal, we see Santa curse out children, and last but certainly not least, we see Santa beat the crap out of a teenager. It's all pretty funny in a sick and twisted sort of way (although many will just be plain offended), and Zwigoff is given free license to do whatever he wants because, after all, the movie is called Bad Santa. And after the real Santa sees this picture, Zwigoff and his eccentric team of film makers will most certainly be on the naughty list and I'm sure they wouldn't want it any other way.

Thornton is outstanding and fearless in this role. He is essentially trying to wreck our image of the jolly old fellow in red, and he never holds back. What I liked most about his performance is the inevitable transformation he goes through. This, however, isn't Scrooge. This is not the story of a mean man who suddenly becomes Mr. Love. Thornton's transformation is much more subtle, and rest assured, he never loses the potty mouth. Tony Cox has a fun time cursing up a storm, but the usually hilarious Bernie Mac is underused. I really enjoyed Lauren Graham as Thorntonís fling. She's incredibly warm and charming even when the naughtiest words are coming out of her mouth. And certainly, I couldnít write this review without commenting on the late John Ritter. I think this guy was an underrated talent. In Bad Santa, he's incredibly restrained, and I would have liked to see him do more of his physical schtick (see Skin Deep), but this is a fun performance nonetheless.

What really surprised me is that as vile, vulgar and nauseating as this movie is, it does, believe it or not, have a heart in the middle of all of it's mean spirited craziness. It is still about Christmas spirit as Thornton does, in some ways, become a better man. What's nice here is it's a small step rather than a huge, life altering transformation, bringing a slight sense of realism to one mean, offbeat movie.

I'm sure that frequent readers of my reviews are wondering how could I possibly be offended by Cat in the Hat but endorse a movie like Bad Santa. It's quite simple. Bad Santa doesn't try to be something it's not. It is what it is, and it's clearly made for adults. Cat in the Hat takes it's name from a beloved children's book and drains it of all it's magic.

Whereas R rated holiday fare goes, I think Planes, Trains and Automobiles and The Ref are the cream of the crop, but the audacious Bad Santa has found it's place amongst the most unique of Christmas movies. It's naughty to say the least. Case in point, when was the last time you heard Santa utter the words; "When I'm done with you, you wonít s*** right for a month?" Bad Santa in deed.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Elf # 2

Elf # 2

I was pleased to see that this film made your top 40, I'm a great fan of dark-comedy and this is about the best example we've had from this genre for a while. Billy Bob Thornton is truly a national treasure - who could believe that he's been able to get away with the things he's done. God Bless America!

Sir Claus

Sir Claus

The holidays are here yet once again. It is a time that is full of magic, cheer and just a general goodwill to fellow mankind. This is true for nearly everyone except for a couple of despicable and conniving men that only see the holidays as a chance to fleece people out of their money. Willie plays the part of Santa but he is definitely not jolly nor filled with Christmas cheer. Instead he is a mean drunk that wishes he was dead and the only reason he plays Santa during the holidays is so he can get a job inside rich department stores that they will rob on Christmas Eve. His partner in crime is Marcus a midget or a short person if you prefer who is the mastermind of the entire operation that sets them up with the jobs and tries to keep Willie from self destructing while playing an Elf. Willie had a horrible childhood but the one thing his father did past onto him was the ability to crack a safe which gives him unique qualifications to the scam even though he is the worst Santa to ever play the part. He can barely stop himself from cursing and having sex in front of the children much less care to hear what the little kids want for Christmas. That is why when a little kid comes into his life who is overweight and picked on Willie might have a chance to redeem himself. But that is if he can stop from taking advantage of the kid and all those around him as he spirals into a path of self destruction.

You can say a lot of things about this movie, it's crude, it's vulgar, it's offensive and it is also wickedly and sinfully funny. It is like one of those forbidden taboos in life that you are not suppose to enjoy but you simply cannot help yourself from partaking of. The movie is so crude and offensive at times you wonder if John Ritter is rolling in his grave as we speak (this is his last movie performance as he plays the Store Manager). But then again he just might be laughing his ass off too depending on where he went. The movie does tie in a little bit of that feel good Christmas story between Willie and the kid but then again that is so twisted at times that its hard to even notice. The movie does not care that it is offensive and goes against what everyone thinks of when they think of Santa, and that's part of the reason the movie is so funny. They know the movies is not meant for the kids and have no problem taking the gloves off and just hitting you with risqué and hilarious humor. I know that some people are going to complain about the subject manner of this film but if you did not get from the previews that this movie was going to be this way I do not feel bad for them. The movie has to be one of the funnies offensive and vulgar movies ever made and I am going to be part of the group that just found it hilarious rather than just crude.

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