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Burn Hollywood Burn: An Alan Smithee Film (1998)

Burn Hollywood Burn:  An Alan Smithee Film
If you come into possession of this movie--set fire to it and run for your life.

Starring:

Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
Jackie Chan
Coolio
Ryan O

Released By:

Buena Vista

Released In:

1998

Rated:

R

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

F

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For those of you who haven't read the Independent from the beginning, Alan Smithee used to write the movie reviews for this outstanding publication. After a while, he decided to return to movie making, even though he was practically black-balled from Hollywood due to a string of flops. It is now my pleasure to write the review of the film based on his life, which is just as bad, if not, worse, than any of the films he's directed.

All joking aside, Burn Hollywood Burn is a surprisingly lame satire on movie wheeling and dealing from everyone's favorite hack screenwriter, Joe Esterhaus--who also makes a cameo in the film. The star studded cast includes; Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg, Jackie Chan, Coolio, Ryan O'Neil, and Chuck D. Eric Idle, of Monty Python fame, plays Alan Smithee, a director who steals his own film print, after some nasty Hollywood execs try to edit the picture to their liking. Someone should have edited this film to the audience's liking. Ironically, the film's original director, Arthur Hiller, had his name removed from the credits due to post production friction.

Anyone who knows the legend of Alan Smithee probably thinks that Hiller's exit was a publicity scam. After seeing Burn Hollywood Burn, I don't think that was the case. I think Hiller was genuinely embarrassed to have his name attached to this poor excuse for a movie. That's strange coming from the man who directed See No Evil Fear No Evil and Car Pool. If you want to see a classic satire on Hollywood, rent Robert Altman's The Player.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Thomas Lee

Thomas Lee

Burn Hollywood Burn is a disappointment to be sure, but I'm here to point out that the real story behind Alan Smithee's life is most definitely an interesting one. Mr. Smithee and I were roomates during film school, and I know first hand that this guy had a rough life. Sadly, everything that could go wrong in his film making ventures did go wrong despite working with some truly amazing talent. Of his entire collection of pictures, only Student Bodies (which he produced) made any kind of a splash at the box-office, but it has virtually been forgotten through the years. Unfortunately, the business is tough and Alan found this out rather quickly. But Burn Hollywood Burn is as an absolute disgrace. This scathing Hollywood satire is a gross depiction of the industry and an unfair look at a truly unlucky film maker. It was in very poor taste, and far worse than any of the movies on Alan's resume. Ed Wood was often ridiculed but at least Tim Burton painted a flattering portrait of him. As it stands, Mr. Smithee hasn't made a film in quite sometime, but I was fortunate enough to be in touch with him when I was shooting a film called Supernova. He actually served as a consultant on that troubled production and he proved more than useful. It really saddens me that this wonderful guy never got an opportunity to showcase his true talent. As I read this review while sitting here in my office, I just felt compelled to vent my frustration. Actually, I was quite surprised to see a review for the film on your site. It wasn't exactly a success when it was released. While I completely agree with the review, I wanted everyone out there to know that there really was more behind the film than meets the eye. Forget the movie, but remember who it was about. Someday, Smithee will prove to the world that he does in fact have a great movie in him.

Sincerely,

Thomas Lee

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