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Cruel Intentions (1999)

Cruel Intentions
"I can't just sleep with my sister--Reese would freak!"

Starring:

Ryan Phillipe and Sarah Michelle Gellar
Reese Witherspoon

Released By:

Columbia Tri-Star

Released In:

1999

Rated:

R

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

C-

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This was the dismal film I was referring to in the previous review! This contemporary version of the brilliant Dangerous Liaisons lacks the spark, chemistry, and timing of the predecessor. It also lacks the previous films sheer acting power (Keanu Reeves excluded).

Ryan Phillipe and Sarah Michelle Gellar are wealthy step-siblings who make a mean spirited bet--if the womanizing Phillipe can win over an intellectual virgin (Reese Witherspoon), he'll receive Gellar as his prize. If not, Gellar inherits Phillipe's prized vintage automobile. The film comes across as being campy when the filmmakers are trying to take the material seriously. The relationship between Phillipe and Witherspoon is quite poorly executed. Their characters meet and fall in love so fast that it doesn't allow the audience time to sympathize with their dilemma.

Cruel Intentions is a mess of a movie. It's full of mean spirited people who are completely uninteresting. Writer/director Roger Kumble might have benefitted from studying the characters in Your Friends and Neighbors, In the Company of Men, and the original Dangerous Liaisons. These are films that have a mean streak but managed to hold my attention because they had fully realized characters, unlike this unintentionally campy farce.
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:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Cara

Cara

This is absolute brilliance! One of favourite films! It offers style, sex and plenty other taboos. You'd be fooled to think this was just a teen flick, it appeals to anyone who likes black comedy which it delivers with kick ass attitude. Despite the fact she was in essence "the bitch," I loved Sarah MG's character and Ryan Phillipe I dare say would not fail to get any woman's heart racing!

Rhiannon

Rhiannon

ohhh my god i loved it sooooooo much i like watch it everyday lol not that much i love ryan hes sooo hot thanx soo much 4 making the best move in the whole world from rhiannon xxx

seethrow

seethrow

Cruel Intentions was a really good movie theres incest, lezz, drugs, first times and batrayals. It's all alot of soap opera, but it was very compelling. Now if they could only figure out a way for Sarah Michelle Geller to have sex with herself?

Jade

Jade

CRUEL INTENTIONS IS THE BEST!!!!! i luv ryan phillipe

Cest La Vickie

Cest La Vickie

I love this movie call me at 913 592 513? Ask for Buffy

jessica

jessica

i semi-agree with you. the characters are not that interesting, now that i think about it; but i loved the soundtrack! bittersweet symphony is amazing. the cast alone made me want to see it, but yet your right, it is a little too much.

kathryn

kathryn

sarah michelle gellar is the ugliest person who ever lived reese witherspoon is pretty selma blai is pretty but sarah michelle gellar is a complete slut!how could freddie prinze jr marry such butt nose droopyeyed ass

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