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Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla
"I've already lost 25,000 pounds on the Subway diet!"

Starring:

Matthew Broderick

Released By:

Columbia Tri-Star

Released In:

1998

Rated:

PG-13

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

D-

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Isn't it ironic that the most anticipated and hyped film of the year, is also one of the worst? Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, the team who offered us the overrated Independence Day, bring the likable Japanese import to the states for an overblown American makeover. Who do these guys think they are? I find it hard to believe that this project was even green lighted. This movie was made for one reason and one reason only! MONEY! There's nothing wrong with making a little money, but this is undeserved money!

Godzilla lacks style in every area of film making. The story is completely uninteresting and makes no sense. The characters have absolutely no depth! Bad acting all around! The special effects are nothing new. And most importantly, there's nothing special about Godzilla himself. The old Japanese Godzilla films had a campy charm that made them appealing. All this American Godzilla aspires to be is loud and destructive. It was even worse than Godzilla 1985--a monstrous feat in itself.

The one good joke this new Godzilla offers, deals with characters based on critics Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel. It's too bad that Emmerich had to stretch this joke out so long that, not only was it not funny anymore, it was down right annoying. Thankfully, Ebert, himself, trashed this movie, and good for him, because it deserves it. This is a shame. Emmerich and Devlin had the opportunity to make a fun movie. Instead, they banged out a Jurassic Park rip-off with no heart or soul. Look for Godzilla on a double bill with Deep Impact sometime within the next couple of weeks!

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Mark Radburn

Mark Radburn

I Don't understand why the kaiju fans call the american Godzilla G.I.N.O. (Godzilla in name only) If the japanese don't like the American Godzilla movie then doom to those idiot japanese people. The American Godzilla movie is the greatest I give this film a 10/10 and the story is completely interesting and makes sense and there's something special about Godzilla himself the American Godzilla has the Old Godzilla's spirit ok. I am so impressed by this remake the special effects are great Emmerich and Devlin have captured the Real godzilla. Godzilla rules.

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