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Havoc (2005)

Havoc
The Princess Diaries 3: Pleasure Palace.

Starring:

Anne Hathaway
Bijou Phillips
Michael Biehn
Freddy Rodriguez

Released By:

New Line Cinema

Released In:

2005

Rated:

R

Reviewed By:

The Boneman

Grade:

C-

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When I first heard about Havoc, (like so many other normal males of the human persuasion) it not only pricked my interest, it interested my prick. The very idea that Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted and the LDS film, The Other Side of Heaven) had decided to come flying out of her pigeon-hole toward the other side of the tracks, was more than welcome news. And if that weren't fascinating enough, Havoc was penned by Traffic scribe Stephen Gaghan and directed by the accomplished documentarian Barbara Kopple (American Dream).

First of all, the film more than makes good on the reports that Hathaway along with Bijou Phillips, gets naked on a frequent basis and engages in a number of sex scenes that are not gauzy teases, but rather dirty and raw. This being the case, you must be thinking, "wow - how can this baby miss?" Unfortunately instead of wreaking Havoc, Havoc simply reeks. Considering the brilliance of Traffic as well as Gaghan's searing Syriana, I wouldn't have guessed that Gagham was capable of creating a film that stinks this badly. It was almost as though he figured that Anne Hathaway doing the wild thing would be enough to carry it, and neglected to write a story around it that gave any of the strong sexual content and nudity any kind of justifiability. Unlike, say a film that confronts it's subject matter with real emotional candor (Thirteen) Havoc plays like a mediocre After School Special. As a result all of the sex, drugs and colorful language, is not only gratuitous, but sadly the only reason to watch this thing - which doesn't paint any of us in a very flattering light does it?

Bijou Phillips has proven that she can be a fascinating sexual force on screen - her scenes with Ryan Gosling in the Believer are some of the most strikingly original I've seen and added a dimension to that film that must have delighted it's creators - it was spontaneous and powerfully erotic and certainly nothing that they'd scripted. All of which makes her lackluster work in Havoc (and we're talking alot of full frontal, borderline pornographic stuff) all the more disappointing. I don't mean to sound like a perv, but considering the lengths they've gone to, it's a shame that it was wasted on a film so laughably ingenuine and hollow.

For her part, Hathaway jumps in with both feet herself, she seems perfectly comfortable with all the nudity, and the surprisingly raw sex, including an oral scene, but again it's too bad it was so badly wasted on a film that has absolutely nothing to say - and missed whatever mark it was aiming for by a mile.

The story revolves around a group of white, rich and, spoiled high school students who form a gang to spike their dull lives of privilege. In an early scene they engage a rival gang in a beach parking lot. Along with a brawl of sorts, there is alot of trash talk (featuring Caucasians acting and talking like blacks). They drink and take drugs and openly engage in sex, and then go home to their rich parents. Hathaway's parents are played by Michael Biehn and Laura San Giacomo, whose marriage is on shaky ground, thus allowing their daughter to get away with pretty much anything. San Giacomo is woefully underused, I wouldn't be surprised if she clocks in with less than a minute of screen time.

There are times when Hathaway narrates, as though we can hear her thoughts and there is also an ineffectual devise the film-makers use to get into the heads of these mixed up kids, that involves a fellow student (not part of the gang - but allowed to tag along sometimes) who carries a video camera around with him everywhere, evidently to make a documentary about these kids playing at gang life. He has a crush on Hathaway, whom is the most frequent subject of his filming and there are a few scenes between the two that are the only reasonably effective parts of the film. At one point he is filming her as she drives and says something like: "can I tell you something you might not want to hear? You are the loneliest person I've ever met in my life. In another such scene, Hathaway plays with the boys crush on her by all the sudden laying on a couch and taking her top off, when he protests she laughs him off and reaches down her cut-offs and starts touching herself. Whereupon the kid storms out in tears.

The meat of the story involves racial tensions between these rich wannabe gang bangers and a Latino gang from East L.A.. One night, more or less on a dare, Hathaway and Phillips are taken by their boyfriends "to the East." In an attempt to score drugs they have a fateful encounter with Freddy Rodriguez (about the only compelling character in the film). Rodriguez is the leader of a real gang and he leaves Hathaway's boyfriend (Mike Vogel) in a puddle of his own piss. The girls become fascinated by Rodriquez and the taboo that he represents and it's not long before they return to East LA without their boyfriends. The girls end up finding what they're looking for and with Rodriguez as their escort end up having a good time at a party, made all the more seductive because of the taboo of it all.

Hathaway and Phillips continue their secret trips to the East and eventually ask permission to join their gang. Unfortunately joining the gang comes at a cost, as there is an initiation involving some daring sexual exploits that the girls reluctantly agree to. Not that the movie really has far to drop, but it really goes downhill at this point. Havoc is a film that many will seek out because of Hathaway's daring turn - sadly beyond it's shock value the film has little else to offer. Havoc is just about completely devoid of any emotional depth or real character development, which is doubly disheartening when you consider the talent of it's writer and director. How these two managed to create such a shallow and pointless film is perhaps the most interesting thing about it. Well, the second most interesting thing.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Jake Moore

Jake Moore

This movie sucks. I stopped caring about seeing Anne Hathaway nude and screwing after about a half hour. I barely made it through awake.

Morgan Stansworth

Morgan Stansworth

I like the titties and ass as much as the next guy, but they've been pushing this film like it was the next Thirteen, and the only similarity it has to that film is you'd think a 13-year-old wrote it. Gaghan is obviously just as capable of writing trash than he is Traffic and to be honest it was all I could do not to eject it and go to bed. I did like all the tits and other girly bits, I'm not going to lie, but I was hoping for so much more.

E-lover

E-lover

Havoc was just wrong, just a really very bad experience. I literally felt sick after every time I watched it.

Arlan Bateman

Arlan Bateman

Along with Brokeback Mountain, I think it's safe to say that Anne Hathaway is pretty much done with her goody goody virginal image. In Brokeback Mountain she's actually quite good and the sex scenes are much more organic to the story. You should really check that one out. It's really a beautiful story

yasemin

yasemin

see this it's hot and true

Kaleb Rudy

Kaleb Rudy

I agree with Stansworth.

However, did 'The Boneman' (the critic reviewing this film) see a different version of "Havoc" than the rest of us? The camera boy never interviewed Anne's character while she was driving. It was during the scene in which Anne took her top off on the couch that he was interviewing her and said, "You're the lonliest person I've ever met." And after that, he definitely did NOT storm out in tears.

Anyways, it's too bad this film never packed the emotional punch and distinction it could have. Instead it settled for shock-value. Truly a shame.

Bone

Bone

I really hate to concede this point, but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna go back and watch that piece again just to settle a bet. To my memory the video boy did indeed interview her while she was driving and yes you're right about the other bit, but I distinctly remember him leaving in tears, because after he made his grand pronouncement about her hollow soul, he found it all too overwhelming and left in tears, because he had a thing for her, as I recall. Have you heard that Lyndsay Lohan is taking the Havoc route in a film called Georgia Rule check the Babble on for a shot of her giving head, it's legit.

Q8

Q8

Are you kidding me? This was a very powerful movie. If you want to watch crap, then go watch Hostel, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction or any other Tarantino creation. This was a very American story and it was presented in a refreshingly unique way. I really enjoyed watching it and I believe the story would have been equally great without the nudity. I could also see the connection between this movie and Thirteen. I did not know anything about this movie or any of the actors when I picked it up, but this was a very pleasant surprise. As far as the comments about Hathaway, I think she's proven to be quite versatile, and she should be able to cross lines in her career much in the same way her character crossed lines in this movie. Go see this flick or buy the DVD and don't listen to all of these clowns that have a stick up their ass.

Oh and by the way, Bone you're dead wrong. Kaleb Rudy's version is correct. I just finished this movie 10 minutes ago. There was never any scene of her being interviewed while driving and I don't remember either one (interviewer or interviewee) crying at all.

Derp

Derp

The same bullshit cautionary "Spend time with your daughter or else she might do drugs and be raped by black/latino gangstas!" bullshit as thirteen.

Hmmm

Hmmm

What's wrong with the ending? Seemed like it was missing about 5 -10 minutes or they had an ending but couldn't use it so they had to make one with what they got.

Mike W.

Mike W.

are you sure Bijou Phillips was in "The Believer"? I've never seen the movie but I've followed her career and didn't know she was in it, plus she isn't listed in the credits on imdb.com. I think you are thinking of Summer Phoenix, who also has one of those Hollywood-child names.

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