This worthless sequel to the less than inspired original has the honor of being one of the worst films of the year. Julie James (Jennifer Love Hewitt) continues to have nightmares about the events that transpired in the first film. In an attempt to help Julie relax, her best friend Karla (pop singer Brandy) decides to take her on vacation to the Bahamas. Unfortunately, slashers don't die and Julie soon finds her vacation cut short as the killer follows her to her destination, much like the ludicrous Jaws the Revenge.
I Still Know is one of those processed sequels without any thrills or imagination. It's sole purpose is to make a quick buck and thrive off it's predecessors name. Hewitt and Brandy run around screaming and showing off their bodies, but neither breathe much life into the film.
Director Danny Cannon (Judge Dredd) brings nothing new to the genre. In fact, he can't even get a standard horror cliche right. To top that off, the most shallow audience member should be able to figure out one of the films biggest culprits in the first ten minutes.
As in the original, this one ends with a lame sequence indicating that we may have an 'I Still Really Know What You Still Did Two Summers Ago' to look forward to. I urge everyone to save their time and money - this is ninety minutes and six dollars I will never get back.
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