This debut feature from director Scott Sanders tries way too hard to be hip, ultimately keeping the film from reaching its full potential. Alec Baldwin plays a thief who finds himself double-crossed by a bigger bad guy, played by Michael Jai White (Spawn). Thick As Thieves offers colorful dialogue that isn't quite as effective as it could've been. Still, the film has many funny moments, but the villains steal the show. The film also stars Andre Braugher (Glory), Janeane Garofalo (Truth About Cats & Dogs), and Rebecca DeMornay (The Hand That Rocks The Cradle).