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Thirteen (2003)

Thirteen
"Hello? We asked for 'Malibu' Barbie!"

Starring:

Evan Rachel Wood
Holly Hunter
Nikki Reed
Jeremy Sisto

Released By:

Working Title Films

Released In:

2003

Rated:

R

Reviewed By:

The Boneman

Grade:

B+

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Thirteen plays as a number of things, certainly a cautionary tale for anyone who is raising children (I have a 5 & 6 year old daughters and they're both off to the Convent), it's also quite a masterful look at how a dysfunctional family can foster rebellious and self-destructive behavior. First time director Catherine Hardwicke does a serviceable job of keeping this film from feeling like an After-School-Special, and yet tempering with enough reality so that it's not just a shock-fest like "Kids."

I guess the most interesting part about this story is that one of the main characters (Evie Zamora) Nikki Reed co-wrote the script based largely on her own experience. It's definitely gritty and frank, but never once did I doubt that this film was depicting exactly how it is out there for kids these days. Reed's character is the catalyst that sets off one hell of a performance from the up and coming Evan Rachel Wood.

Wood's Mother is played by Holly Hunter who gives the film a sturdy grounding in reality and who turns in one of the most fearless performances of her career. She is a divorced mother, recovering alcoholic, whose control over her daughter is always shakey because of Hunters relationship with her on-again off-again boyfriend, played well by Jeremy Sisto. Wood exploits this weakness in her mother's character to gain the upper hand in their relationship dynamic and together they spend much of the film making each other completely miserable, though their mutual love for one another is as evident as could be.

The trouble starts when Wood's longing for popularity at school gets a major boost when she impresses young "hottie of the month" (Reed). Before you can say reform school Reed has introduced her into a world of sex, drugs and theft that Wood takes to like an old pro. Before long Wood is piling up addictions and issues at school and begins a tailspin that I won't tell you any more about. This is a tough film to watch for anyone much less the parents of young girls. And though it's not a great film, it's a pretty darned impressive one, particularly from a first time director, a teenage script writer and (at this point) unproven Evan Rachel Wood.

Wood chews this film a new one and will no doubt make her agent a happy man, and as for Holly Hunter, her portrayal of a caring mother, still clinging to her own girlhood dreams of happiness, who tries in vain to keep everyone happy - is heartbreakingly real. This performance, however, didn't surprise me in the slightest, Hunter has long been one of our best actresses.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Molly Bringhurst

Molly Bringhurst

Athough I can appreciate the quality of this film, I certainly wish I wouldn't have seen it - It's got me absolutely paralized about letting my daughter out of the house. God help us, if that's really what it's like for kids out there these days.

thirteen ghosts

thirteen ghosts

If this film doesn't throw the fear of God into any parent facing the prospect of teenage girls, I don't know what would. Let's hope, no let's pray that out children can navigate the treacherous waters of their teenage years. All ot the performances are right on the money, right down to Jeremy Sisto.

NikkiTa

NikkiTa

ThiRtEEn Is The BeST mOviE It RoCkS! iTs MY fAv MovIe! i LovE iT! i HavE poStERs aLl OvER mY rOOm Of 13! It rEmInDs ME Of Me anD My FriEnDs iTs THe BeSt!!!

Snobby Bobby

Snobby Bobby

I liked this film better when it was called Kids, though this film has much better acting, and much more credible adult characters. Basically an After School Special which liberally uses the fuck word - the best part of my filmgoing experience was seeing the obvious discomfort of a couple of senior citizens who sat behind me. Oh and the lesbian scene. I enjoyed that.

..".. CaSsY wAlTeRs .."..

..".. CaSsY wAlTeRs .."..

thirteen was an awsome movie!!! the story its self was very interesting and fun! there SHOULD be a second movie :P

dan

dan

this movie was great. in a sence realistic, but on another note alor of things were unrealistic. the life of MOST jr. high 13 year olds is nothing like what the movie is like. nor was the school. but it did deal with real issues and was very interesting. i reccomend watching this movie.

(dont be scared, your 13 yr. old kid isnt going to go through these types of things)

James

James

Thirteen is one of the most disturbing and eye-opening films I've ever seen. Being a father of girls that are now becoming teens it's turned me into a paranoid wreck.

Kaitrin

Kaitrin

AWESOME! THIS IS MI FAV MOVIE!!!

Grade:A+

chelsey

chelsey

i think that this was the best movie ever!..the reviews are great! & the story of this movie really made me think! cuz it shows u everything that u think might be fun to do then turn it around and change it in to something u shouldent do! i really like the 2 characters! they played the role really good!

chelsey maclellan

danielle

danielle

hey i think its the best movie ever A++ i am getting it on dvd i have watch it over and over again i love the movie the. i think the 2 chicks are really hot i wanna be like them me and my best friend have fun lol cant wait till i go 2 her school anyway g2g cya love ya all luv danielle

nikki

nikki

The movie was Great! I loved it, they weren't afraid to go where is actually goes. In alot of ways this movie really captures what happened to me and my best friend, only instead of us not being frineds she was sent away as a result of the things we did. Her and I rate this film 10 out of 10, it's our all time favorite movie.

Nikki

Angela Boudreau

Angela Boudreau

this movie shows teens that once u take the bad road,that its hard to gte back on the right one...the only thing that i found kinda wierd was that this gurrl gets into drugs n stuff when shes thirteen!! no1 gets into that stuff when their thirteen..well not me neways..its a great movie n it deservs a Oscar er sumthin!!

noaf

noaf

iiiiiiiiiiiiii loveeeeeed this movie its amazing omg i never watched a movie b4 that nicccce

its pretty nice .. and the gurls in it are the perfect actors 2 act that thing lol i dont mean any bad thing 4 both of them but the movie is amazing the story seems a lil bitt like me and my best frnd lol but she didnt leave me and she wont .. ( shes with me and we booooooth love thirteeeeeeeen we love ittttt )

Justine

Justine

The movie is an extream eye-opener for teenage girls like myself.

Simone

Simone

hey thirteen lovers... im simone a 15 year old chick and i think itss the best movie ever.... i love it

Liz

Liz

I have seen this movie once i have gone threw things similer to what evie has gone threw! I hope to be just like her but take out some bad stuff! I love this movie! It was so real! Omfg this movie is my favorite movie!!!!! O ya and i saw it by myself!!!!

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