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Titanic: 3D IMAX Experience

Titanic: 3D IMAX Experience

James Cameron's 1997 Best Picture Oscar winner gets a 3D facelift, and not only was it released just in time for its 15th anniversary but more appropriately, in time for the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the actual ship. To briefly set up the plot, a pair of star crossed lovers (played wonde... [More]

[Tue May 8th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Avengers

The Avengers

Of all the things The Avengers gets right—and it gets a lot of things right—its the hiring of writer/director Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly) that sits firmly at the top of the list. And while this outstanding film-maker has many wonderful titles to his credit (including a writing... [More]

[Thu May 3rd, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
Cabin In The Woods

Cabin In The Woods

Cabin in the Woods is a hard film to review because there's almost no way to tap dance around spoilers. Still, I'll do my best to set things up without giving away this movie's wonderfully creative secrets. The less you know going in, the more you're likely to enjoy Cabin in the Woods. Suffice it... [More]

[Thu May 3rd, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
We Need To Talk About Kevin

We Need To Talk About Kevin

We Need to Talk About Kevin is a provocative, unsettling little indie starring Tilda Swinton and John C. Reilly as the unsuspecting parents of a truly troubled child. While this film from director Lynne Ramsay plays to the art house crowd, it is at its heart a horror movie. Not in an Omen sense bu... [More]

[Thu May 3rd, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
Jeff Who Lives At Home

Jeff Who Lives At Home

The Duplass Brothers (the sibling film-makers behind such mumble core classics as The Puffy Chair and Cyrus) return with the carefree charmer Jeff Who Lives At Home. Jason Segel stars as the title character--a 30 year old pot smoker/slacker with good intentions whose lovable nature is only rivaled... [More]

[Fri May 4th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
October Baby

October Baby

October Baby is a sloppy exercise in Christian cinema. That statement isn't meant as a stab at Christian cinema. Its more of a stab a sloppy film-making. I don't mind a movie with religious undertones, but if a film is going to tackle tough subject matter like abortion, it better do it with honest... [More]

[Fri May 4th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games

Based on the popular book by Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games takes place in a futuristic society where a corrupt and oppressive political system forces children picked from 12 districts to fight to the death on live television. In short, The Hunger Games sort of plays like a fusion of Logan's Run... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Lorax

The Lorax

In this computer animated adaptation of the famous Dr. Seus book a boy name Ted sets out to find a tree (which are virtually extinct) and bring it back to the big city all in an attempt to win the affections of a girl he has a crush on. His journey leads him to a mysterious character called Once... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street

Based on the 80's TV show that spawned the career of a then virtually unknown Johnny Depp, this comical version of a self serious t.v. show stars a slimmed down Jonah Hill and a hunky Channing Tatum as Schmidt and Jenko, two goofball police officers who are sent—undercover- to high school to try... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
John Carter

John Carter

Based on the beloved Edgar Rice Burroughs property, this lavish Disney production features Taylor Kitsch as a loner civil war vet whose whisked away from his western environment to the red planet where he finds himself an unlikely hero amongst battling oppositions on Mars. This is the live action... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
Wrath of the Titans

Wrath of the Titans

In this sequel to the poorly executed remake of an 80's gem, Sam Worthington returns as Perseus—the greek offspring of God and man. Perfectly content living his life as a commoner, Perseus is once again sucked into a colossal mythological adventure--this one involving cyclops, minotaurs, Gods, and a... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror

Every so many years, it seems like we get two identically themed movies released a couple of months apart. In 1997 it was Dante's Peak and Volcano, in 1998 it was Deep Impact and Armageddon, in 2009 Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Observe Report. In 2012, the celebrity Death Match belongs to Mirror Mir... [More]

[Tue Apr 17th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Descendants

The Descendants

George Clooney gives the performance of his career in Alexander Payne's heartfelt (if a tad cold) look into a man who discovers his wife's infidelity only after a freak accident plunges her into a coma. As Matt King, Clooney is clueless, aloof, charming, and vulnerable all at the same time and i... [More]

[Sat Mar 10th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Iron Lady

The Iron Lady

In The Iron Lady, Meryl Streep is a revelation as Margaret Thatcher, but did anyone honestly expect she wouldn't be? She's a living legend and she continues to dazzle audiences with one unforgettable performance after the next and its no accident that she has the record for most Oscar nominations,... [More]

[Sat Mar 10th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
The Grey

The Grey

The Grey is a tough, gritty, well executed survivalist thriller. It stars a brooding Liam Neeson as Ottaway—a member of a oil drilling team who finds himself in a battle for self preservation after a horrific plane crash leaves he and a handful of other team members stranded in the Alaskan wildernes... [More]

[Sat Mar 10th, 2012] Written By: Adam Mast
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