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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London. Does anyone really need to read a review of this movie? It doesn't really matter what Roger Ebert thinks of a movie like this, does it? This is obviously a hastily thrown together sequel designed to cash-in on the surprise success of the original, before Frank... [More]

Written By: Kevin Jones
Agent Cody Banks

Agent Cody Banks

Agent Cody Banks, is a crime-fighter that I truly believe the world will do just as well without. I live a nocturnal existence and as a result I rarely get around to watching television before Conan, therefore I couldn't say that I've ever seen an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. My children own a... [More]

Written By: Kevin Jones
Big Fat Liar

Big Fat Liar

Big Fat Liar is one of those films that few adults with an IQ over 70 would go out to the theatrical release, save to appease the youngsters in their lives. It's also a film that many a parent will be doomed to watch repeatedly out of the corner of eyes and ears as it hits video and DVD release. Hap... [More]

Written By: Kevin Jones
Super Size This, Beeeotch!!!!

Super Size This, Beeeotch!!!!

It has recently been reported that McDonalds will soon be doing away with their Super Size menu. Could this McDevelopment have anything to do with Morgan Spurlock's hilrarious and informative documentary Super Size Me? Could be. If so, it's a perfect example of how powerful a movie can be. Now I can... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
The Dreamers

The Dreamers

The Dreamers gave me a bad case of Deja Vu. Every now and again, my friends and I have this little "movie" game we play. One of us will quote a line from a favorite film, while the rest of the group tries to name the movie. Sometimes, we'll make it easy ("We're gonna need a bigger boat"), but most o... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Taking Lives

Taking Lives

Taking Lives, the latest comer in the crazed-serial-killer-on-the-loose genre is actually the first movie I've seen in quite some time, where I actually had the pleasure of seeing it with my wife (in a theater). And there were a few moments in this thriller where I was glad I had a hand to hold.... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
The Girl Next Door

The Girl Next Door

The Girl Next Door I've got to tell you right out of the gate, is a film that's primary character is a porn star (played by the gorgeous Elisha Cuthbert), but those of you expecting to see the beauty from TV's "24" naked will be very disappointed. Rest assured, however, there are other porn star cha... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Dawn of The Dead

Dawn of The Dead

Dawn of the Dead gave us a little teaser, a 10 minute taste on the USA Network, and after watching this new re-imagined version it's easy to see why USA Network chose to show the first ten minutes of the film - it was clearly the best part of the movie. I'm not going to go out of my way to compar... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Secret Window

Secret Window

Secret Window just goes to show that Stephen King is hotter than ever, what with his bizarro TV series Kingdom Hospital and several other projects in the works. As of late, it's his smaller, lesser known stories that have been getting the big screen treatment. In fact, some of these recent films hav... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, Diego Luna, Sela Ward, Romola Garai, Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, Diego Luna, Sela Ward, Romola Garai, Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, Diego Luna, Sela Ward, Romola Garai, Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, Diego Luna, Sela Ward, Romola Garai,... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Hidalgo

Hidalgo

Hidalgo, would've been the last thing I would have wanted to do if I were "King" Viggo Mortensen after a lengthy Lord of the Rings shoot. Yet, here he is saddled up and plunging himself into another epic, I believe, I might have taken a brief holiday from horses if it were me, lounge about the pool... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
My House in Umbria

My House in Umbria

My House In Umbria came to my attention, not because I subscribe to HBO, but because of it's many nominations at the Golden Globes. It's one of those slow-moving acting-oriented Merchant Ivory type of films that was interestingly similar in many respects to Under The Tuscan Sun. My House In Umbri... [More]

Written By: Kevin Jones
Sylvia

Sylvia

Sylvia, just the name seems grayish and gloomy, and don't get me started on Plath. Plath is the sound you make when you throw-up and pass-out at the same time. At the polar opposites of human nature you have the type who bounce out of bed upon opening their eyes, throw open the curtains and smile... [More]

Written By: The Boneman
Academy Awards "Awards"

Academy Awards "Awards"

One Ring ruled them all at the 76th Annual Academy Awards. I'm incredibly happy for Peter Jackson and crew, although I must admit that I didn't expect it to sweep, and in all honesty, it wouldn't have been my first choice for editing (a strange win considering that many complained of the film's... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast
Broken Lizards Club Dread

Broken Lizards Club Dread

Broken Lizard's Club Dread is actually a film I've been looking forward to for some time. I had the opportunity to meet the hilarious comedy troupe Broken Lizard twice. The first time was a few years back at the Sundance Film Festival where they were on hand to unveil the hysterical Super Troopers.... [More]

Written By: Adam Mast