1. Brian Wilson - Smile (All hail the conquering functional retard! An absolute triumph that's all the better for its exhumed quality; it's like finding an undiscovered Tolstoy novel as good as "Brothers Karamazov." A hell of a lot more fun, though. Seriously, a masterpiece.)
2. TV on the Radio - Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes (My favorite record from the planet Jupiter, like, ever!)
3. Kanye West - The College Dropout (One of less than three albums released this year that gives my any hope for hip-hop's future. "Jesus Walks" almost makes a believer out of me - and West, too!)
4. The Black Keys - Rubber Factory (RAWK ON!)
5. Madvillain - Madvillainy (The other hip-hop album this year that gives me a certain special feeling. Wanna feel high? Your dealer out of town? Just throw this in and smell the herb.)
6. Norah Jones - Feels Like Home (Truly, it does - "Those Sweet Words" makes me want to hug myself - and Norah (actually, I always wanna hug Norah).)
7. Oneida - Secret Wars. (Don't be caught Slack'n on this one - grab it, regardless of when it was released!)
8. Augie March - Strange Bird. (However, belated this ammendment may be, The Boneman is right. This album flirts with epic-status.)
9. Mark Lanegan Band - Bubblegum (Some truly scary shit - this year's ONLY great Tom Waits record.)
10. The Bees - Free the Bees (import) (The haters on this one (see Pitchfork review) are just plain wrong - it's the most inventive retro-60's pastiche I've heard in ages.)
11. The Arcade Fire - Funeral (These Canucks' losses are our gain - along with the TV on the Radio, this represents something really different and exciting in '04, even if I keep wondering if it's David Byrne delivering the uniformly heavy lyrics.)
12. Julie Roberts - Julie Roberts (Slick country product, you say? Screw you. "Unlove Me" and "I Can't Get Over You" are the greatest unrequited love songs since Bonnie Raitt's "I Can Make You Love Me" - and that's saying a down-in-the-mouthful. Roberts is a major new talent.)
13. A.C. Newman - The Slow Wonder (Pop formalism from the man doing it better than anyone else right now. It's no "Mass Romantic," but it'll do this year).
14. The Sadies - Favourite Colours (The best Byrds record since "Notorious Byrd Brothers," and of course, as we're all secretly are aware, it's not even really the Byrds).
15. Mastodon - Leviathan (Less complex than, say, Meshuggah, and slightly less heavy - more than enough for your metal-hungry ass, though! And it's a concept album about Moby Dick and his constant chum Ahab! Beat that, you other metal-core sissies!)
16. Iron & Wine - Our Endless Nmbered Days (Like reading Faulker set to a score by Nick Drake. Utterly, serenely wonderful.)
17. Sonic Youth - Sonic Nurse (Their best since, well, "Murray Street." Not quite that good, though. Way better than "Goo.")
18. Isis - Panopticon (I've yet to really figure this band out. Like Godspeed You Black Emperor! with Ens Kidman or Tom Araya on vocals. Slow, and compelling as hell. Just don't ask me what any of it's about.)
19. PJ Harvey - Uh Huh Her (I haven't a clue what to say here. Not her best, not her worst. The 17th best record of the year, if you ask me.)
20. The Futureheads - The Futureheads (The Jam + early XTC + the Four Freshmen. If that sounds appealing to you, get this now. If not, it should.)
21. The Concretes - The Concretes (If Phil Spector weren't on the lam from the law, he would have killed (ha ha) to produce these Diana Ross cribbers. Sounds like he did, anyway.)
22. Comets On Fire - Blue Cathedral (Hawkwind lives! But they're better after their resurrection as CometsÂ…(wait, did Hawkwind ever actually break up?). The "Highway Star"-esque riff on the first tune is pure momentum, with Echoplex shat all over it.)
23. Ariel Pink's Hauted Graffiti - The Doldrums (Three words: WHAT THE FUCK?!? You WILL hear no stranger record this year, I promise you. "Spin" described this as something like "Guided by Voices" deciding they want to be the Stylistics, then recording their response to Eno's "Another Green World," and then spilling orange juice on the masters." I'm sorry, but a description like that (a surprisingly accurate one, at that) will get my saliva glands working every time. Rest assured, this is lo-fi taken to new extremes of lo. You, your semi-bad self, could record a better sounding album on a your '80's boom box, but it wouldn't be half as crazy or engrossing as this freak's work - and I use the term "work" very loosely).
24. John Scofield Trio - Enroute (A purely solipsistic choice. If you despise the very term "guitar trio jazz," then you may ignore number 22. But it's your loss. THE GREATEST GUITARIST EVER!, in tandem with one of the greatest bassists and drummers, to boot! God, I'm using a lot of exclamation points in this list!)
25. Air - Talkie Walkie (For "Alpha Beta Gaga," the greatest track to prominently feature whistling since Otis' "Dock of the Bay.")
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