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"Jeff Hubbard's Top 25 with" by Best Albums of 2004

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1. Brian Wilson - Smile (All hail the conquering functional retard! An absolute triumph that's all the better for its exhumed quality; it's like finding an undiscovered Tolstoy novel as good as "Brothers Karamazov." A hell of a lot more fun, though. Seriously, a masterpiece.)

2. TV on the Radio - Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes (My favorite record from the planet Jupiter, like, ever!)

3. Kanye West - The College Dropout (One of less than three albums released this year that gives my any hope for hip-hop's future. "Jesus Walks" almost makes a believer out of me - and West, too!)

4. The Black Keys - Rubber Factory (RAWK ON!)

5. Madvillain - Madvillainy (The other hip-hop album this year that gives me a certain special feeling. Wanna feel high? Your dealer out of town? Just throw this in and smell the herb.)

6. Norah Jones - Feels Like Home (Truly, it does - "Those Sweet Words" makes me want to hug myself - and Norah (actually, I always wanna hug Norah).)

7. Oneida - Secret Wars. (Don't be caught Slack'n on this one - grab it, regardless of when it was released!)

8. Augie March - Strange Bird. (However, belated this ammendment may be, The Boneman is right. This album flirts with epic-status.)

9. Mark Lanegan Band - Bubblegum (Some truly scary shit - this year's ONLY great Tom Waits record.)

10. The Bees - Free the Bees (import) (The haters on this one (see Pitchfork review) are just plain wrong - it's the most inventive retro-60's pastiche I've heard in ages.)

11. The Arcade Fire - Funeral (These Canucks' losses are our gain - along with the TV on the Radio, this represents something really different and exciting in '04, even if I keep wondering if it's David Byrne delivering the uniformly heavy lyrics.)

12. Julie Roberts - Julie Roberts (Slick country product, you say? Screw you. "Unlove Me" and "I Can't Get Over You" are the greatest unrequited love songs since Bonnie Raitt's "I Can Make You Love Me" - and that's saying a down-in-the-mouthful. Roberts is a major new talent.)

13. A.C. Newman - The Slow Wonder (Pop formalism from the man doing it better than anyone else right now. It's no "Mass Romantic," but it'll do this year).

14. The Sadies - Favourite Colours (The best Byrds record since "Notorious Byrd Brothers," and of course, as we're all secretly are aware, it's not even really the Byrds).

15. Mastodon - Leviathan (Less complex than, say, Meshuggah, and slightly less heavy - more than enough for your metal-hungry ass, though! And it's a concept album about Moby Dick and his constant chum Ahab! Beat that, you other metal-core sissies!)

16. Iron & Wine - Our Endless Nmbered Days (Like reading Faulker set to a score by Nick Drake. Utterly, serenely wonderful.)

17. Sonic Youth - Sonic Nurse (Their best since, well, "Murray Street." Not quite that good, though. Way better than "Goo.")

18. Isis - Panopticon (I've yet to really figure this band out. Like Godspeed You Black Emperor! with Ens Kidman or Tom Araya on vocals. Slow, and compelling as hell. Just don't ask me what any of it's about.)

19. PJ Harvey - Uh Huh Her (I haven't a clue what to say here. Not her best, not her worst. The 17th best record of the year, if you ask me.)

20. The Futureheads - The Futureheads (The Jam + early XTC + the Four Freshmen. If that sounds appealing to you, get this now. If not, it should.)

21. The Concretes - The Concretes (If Phil Spector weren't on the lam from the law, he would have killed (ha ha) to produce these Diana Ross cribbers. Sounds like he did, anyway.)

22. Comets On Fire - Blue Cathedral (Hawkwind lives! But they're better after their resurrection as CometsÂ…(wait, did Hawkwind ever actually break up?). The "Highway Star"-esque riff on the first tune is pure momentum, with Echoplex shat all over it.)

23. Ariel Pink's Hauted Graffiti - The Doldrums (Three words: WHAT THE FUCK?!? You WILL hear no stranger record this year, I promise you. "Spin" described this as something like "Guided by Voices" deciding they want to be the Stylistics, then recording their response to Eno's "Another Green World," and then spilling orange juice on the masters." I'm sorry, but a description like that (a surprisingly accurate one, at that) will get my saliva glands working every time. Rest assured, this is lo-fi taken to new extremes of lo. You, your semi-bad self, could record a better sounding album on a your '80's boom box, but it wouldn't be half as crazy or engrossing as this freak's work - and I use the term "work" very loosely).

24. John Scofield Trio - Enroute (A purely solipsistic choice. If you despise the very term "guitar trio jazz," then you may ignore number 22. But it's your loss. THE GREATEST GUITARIST EVER!, in tandem with one of the greatest bassists and drummers, to boot! God, I'm using a lot of exclamation points in this list!)

25. Air - Talkie Walkie (For "Alpha Beta Gaga," the greatest track to prominently feature whistling since Otis' "Dock of the Bay.")

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

The Boneman

The Boneman

Nice list - but I can only imagine your exclusion of Augie March is due to poverty of pocket and not poverty of perspective.

t-diddy

t-diddy

damn son that is a good list

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Actually, it's not really either - I just haven't been able to find the AM record anywhere, and I've yet to get off my ass and order it on-line (a contradiction in terms there, I know). I guess I want to make sure it's just that good. I'll probably go ahead and pick it up, based on your raves, Kevin.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Well, damn, I know when I'm beat; I'm going to have to amend this mutha, thanks to Kevin's constant hounding about checking out Augie March, and Ryan and Kyle's quite accurately calling me on my release date bullshit (though, with some justification on my part - when you can't trust the dates in liner art, what can you trust?). So without further ado, please add Augie March's excellent "Strange Bird" to my list at number, oh, let's say "9," Oneida's "Secret Wars" at "7," and push everything else down one. As such, both Clinic and Elliott Smith bite the dust, I'm afraid. Adios, my friends!

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Dammit, you're right on the Dizzee Rascall, too! All I can say there is, fuck those Village Voice pundits that included the import version on their 2003 ballots (although I guess I'm guilty of the same thing by choosing the Bees record, so, fuck me, too!). I still don't like "Showtime" enough to put it in my top 25, though. It's interesting, to a point, but also fairly difficult to take in one sitting, if you ask me.

Just so you established critic types here know, I have to buy all my shit (I don't have the luxury of working at a CD store, or of getting promo copies), so consider my list a true labor of love, and of devotion to the shit I actually bought this year!

Ryan Slack's

Ryan Slack's

Interesting list to say the least. Probably one of the only "Best of" lists this year to feature not 1, but 2 metal releases. I checked out Ariel Pink because I saw that he was signed to the same label as Animal Collective. Intriguing stuff, but most of the tracks still sound like mediocre b-sides.

Honorable mentions: Brian Wilson, Madvillain, The Arcade Fire and The Futureheads.

Questionable mentions: TV On The Radio (really? #2?), Norah Jones, Mastodon, Isis, and Air.

George Blanda

George Blanda

There's nothing worse than music critics genuflecting to each other. You're assholes by definition...now you've become fawning assholes. Be men! Or at least be ballsy women. If you haven't heard an Augie March album that came out 2 years ago don't kiss ass...kick ass. You should be humiliating that lard ass for liking it.

In times of weakness ask yourself what Lester Bangs or Chuck Eddy would do. Then excoriate yourself for asking yourself what other critics would do. Then, secretly, do what they would have done. That should be your credo. Instead, this titmouse cares what the Dave Barry of Utah thinks!?! Dare not to care.

Bone

Bone

Blanda - where the hell you been man? You've been missed. I feel phantom pains when you're away - little fleeting twinges where my pain in the ass used to be. Welcome home!

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Wow, I just came on here to say that Joanna Newsom's latest piece of shit is POINTEDLY not on my list for a reason (boring, pretentious, and, OH MY GOD!, that 12 year old voice!), and here I find a bunch of shit that I want, no, need, to respond to.

First off, to Ryan Slacker - GODDAMN, yes, TV on the Radio at number 2! I make no apologies of any kind for loving a record that is as radical a re-invention of rock methodology as anything in the last five years. Besides that, "The Wrong Way," "Staring at the Sun," and "Dreams" are simply amazing, insidiously catchy tunes. What, if I'd put it at number eight, you'd find that acceptable? Fuck that. I LOVE that record, and I make no excuses for such.

And the Norah Jones belongs in any top ten of this year's music, unless your such a hipster wannabee that you can't hear terrific music due to the screaming of a few critics that tell us that "Feels Like Home" is perfect yuppie music for the Lexus drive to work. Absolute bullshit! Norah Jones is seriously talented, and "FLH" is her best work yet. 'Nuff said.

Ariel Pink's album sounded like b-sides? Did you know that both "Penny Lane" and "Maggie May" were originally b-sides? Who cares? "The Doldrums" is an immensely engrossing record, one that keeps me coming back, trying to unlock its secrets. I didn't like "Bee Thousand" on the first few listens, either. Give it more than one run through via some "All Music" clips, and it will register.

Now, on to my old, dear friend George Blanda. If I were seriously genuflecting, would I have ranked the above as I did (see Slack's criticism). Frankly, in what I deem a so-so year for music, at best, these represented the albums that I came back to most often, nothing more or less. Yes, Kevin's "Augie March" rec did inspire me to investigate (as did David Fricke and "All Music"), but they did not ensure the album's inclusion. It's simply a really, really good record (by the way, you're constant harping on its release date is tiresome, and beside the point; it was released in 2004 in the US). 99.9% of critics placed the Franz Ferdinand record in their top ten, and I fucking DESPISE that record. Make assumptions, as you will, but these records represent nothing so much as my own twisted predilections. If you're so fucking brave as to criticize other's picks - anonymously, I might add - why don't you post your own top twenty, so that we can have a real dialogue here. Otherwise, my good, good friend, shut the fuck up.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

In addition, let me say that my only REAL apology resulting from my top 25 list goes out to Tom Waits. Due to the plethora of middling reviews, I didn't check out "Real Gone" at any length until this last week, and that record is fantastic, worthy of at least a four star review, and would probably ousted something else from my list, had I lived with it a while. I really don't understand those that say it's more challenging than, say, "Bone Machine" (which I also love). Turntables are fucking his shit up, you say? You've got to be kidding - they only appear on a few tunes, and where they do, they work perfectly. "Hoist that Rag" is one of his best tunes ever, and I've yet to find "Sins of the Father" undeserving of its eleven minute running time.

This album belongs on the short list of best Waits records, up there with "Rain Dogs." Or maybe I've just been listening to too much Beefheart.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

By the way, I lied: I should also apologize to both Sufjan Stevens, who's "Seven Swans" is really every bit as good as the Iron & Wine record, or at least damn close. And, while I'm at it, the Ponys' new record is terrific, too. This top 25 shit is tough - I should've at least gone to 30!

George Blanda

George Blanda

Three responses in a row! That's approaching masturbatory levels. I'm beginning to think you're insecure about your opinions. You shouldn't get so upset with me...I'm merely the lance aiming for the boils of ego on this web-mess. My top 25 will stay safely locked in my mind--that way I won't risk boring anyone with my useless opinions. What's your excuse?

Carolyn

Carolyn

I enjoyed your list the most, becuase you wrote about each and explained you position. You should write more often. YOur Brian Wilson review is the best thing Ive read on this website

Doug H

Doug H

Jeff,

Great stuff!!!! I bought Smile-Brian Wilson after I got back from Orlando. Thanks for the heads up on the music and this great site.

PS -Nice Fall in Orlando :)

Tim

Tim

yours is the most spot on list in this batch - you should write more often, I could only find a handful of yours. Your Brain Wilson bit was brilliant great analagy at the end. Cheers

Christine

Christine

Well done Jeff - your fan in San Francisco

Nino Brown

Nino Brown

You're Good Jeff. Your reviews are EXCELLENT. Finito.

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