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"Touched By The Crimson King" by Demons & Wizards (2005)

"Touched By The Crimson King" by Demons & Wizards

Artist:

Demons & Wizards

Album:

Touched By The Crimson King

Released In:

2005

Reviewed By:

Tyson Cantrell

Grade:

3.0

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If the world of Eternia were a real place and He-Man was there fighting evil with the power of Gray Skull on his Battle-Cat, this would be Skeletor and Beastman's metal project. Skeletor takes rhythm, lead and acoustic duties while Beastman, despite his grizzly appearance, has a very angelic and sometimes rocking voice. While the band's first album garnered critical acclaim the touring and recording schedules with their primary metal projects conflicted with Demons and Wizards evolution.

Beastman (sometimes going by the alias Hans Kursch) is heavily buried in his band Blind Guardian, while Skeletor uses the moniker John Schaffer when he's playing with Iced Earth. What with the time constraints brought about by holding down their main gigs, it took five years to complete their side project's second release. The title track opener is a compelling melodrama with a sing-along chorus featuring Shera princess of power.
Skeletor manhandles the guitar like he's hog-tying Imperial Serpentis on the plains of Infinita in his adolescent days. They even manage to throw in a cover of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant song" ah ah ah how precious.

Guest starring on this album on the drums is Bobby Jarzombek and Rubin Drake a bass player with special powers he acquired amid the wild swamps in the land of Florida The barbarian behind the operatic solos is the Morrisound studio owner Jim Morris whose supernatural finger magic was conjured by Miss Sorceress to be "faster than a Battle-Cat on berry crack." It seems that Demons and Wizards are very popular in Isles of Europa and other far away lands beyond Eternia. Touched by the Crimson King is well suited for those who enjoy an evening of Dungeons and Dragons and have an uncanny appetite for not-so-dark fantasy metal. Give it a spin and tell me what you think.

I aplologize if I've offended any of you metal dudes with this wiseass review. What can I say - this shit is for kooks with boots and goof balls who wear "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" t-shirts and have a flaming eight ball tattoo. Besides they ripped off the title from King Crimson whose seminal album is entitlled "In The Court of the Crimson King." Still I better watch my back at the bar next time.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Sir Dizzy

Sir Dizzy

How dare you poke fun at Dungeons and Dragons - I bet you've played a game or two in your life - admit it Cantrell?

tyson

tyson

Yes, yes, but that...that was a long time ago when I was a wee lad o sven years. My cousin tried to explain it to me. I didn't think we were playing right since all it was was alot of pretending and casting lame spells and shit so I just went inside and watched Reading Rainbow. My full D and D experience was aproximately 11 minutes too long in my opinion.

tyson

tyson

and quit calling me by my last name. you feel like a teacher or something.

Drag

Drag

I think if you understood the premise of the record and the hidden profundity to the lyrics, you'd love this album as much as those of us who do understand it do.

t didds

t didds

you may be wrong but for all I know you may be right. that's great if you loved it. i thought it was cool, and certainlt didn't hate it, it just seemed a bit silly.

Collin

Collin

Actually no they didn't rip off the title from that gas ass King Crimson, did you not notice that they made songs up from books? The Crimson King is actually a character from the Dark Tower seris by Stephen King.

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