As I was sifting through the Revelation and Trustkill promo stack in Adam's store deciding what kind of screamo crap I wanted to review - I was so boggled by the enormous amount of no name bands out there, that I didn't know where to start. I decided to take a look around the store for potential hardcore-scene looking dudes to help me out. I picked out a kid wearing his sister's pants and sporting a dope comb-over to help me out.

Amazingly he hadn't heard of most of the bands either except for Fight Paris (This 16 year-old new schooler didn't even know who Bane was when I secretly threw it in the stack to test his knowledge). According to this kid Fight Paris was quote "pretty fucking sick." With that much backstory I popped it in and waited for the sick shit to commence. I figured (judging by the look of the scenester) that it would be like "My Chemical" or "TBS" or some other lame ass crap.

After listening to their lyrics I would guess that the Paradise these guys would like to find, would be a magic forest where cold cans of beer grow on the trees, perfect joints are dispensed liberally from the navels of naked wood nymphs and perfect sets of tits fly around at eye-level on gossamer wings leaking a brand new sweet, milky drug from their nipples. If you lived in Atlanta you'd probably dream of such a place yourself.

These guys definitely load up the "sex and drugs into their rock n' roll" - I picture them as the real classy types like Def Leppard handing out "fuck passes" backstage in order to swoop on that sweaty pu-natty getting all moist over their me-so-horny lyrics on-stage. Musically Fight Paris sound like emo kids desperately trying to hold on to that old school hardcore sound while secretly slipping screamo tantrums into their chorus and bridgework. (The screamo version of Jet or Louis the XIV).

As I mentioned they've honed this brand of sex rock in the muggy piss filled ditches of Atlanta but act like dumb ass Vegas kids, yet the coolest Vegas kids ever. They sound like maybe a faster, toned down Bleed the Sky with a "Let's get wasted everyday and fuck random chicks bro!" attitude. Did I mention they sing about sex?