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"Best Albums of 2005" by Kyle England's Top 50 (2006)

"Best Albums of 2005" by Kyle England's Top 50

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Kyle England's Top 50

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Best Albums of 2005

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2006

Reviewed By:

Kyle England

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Seeing as how I only gave out two perfect fives all year long, it should be no surprise to anyone that the top spot on my list came down to a two horse race between Sufjan Stevens brilliant civics lesson Illinois and The Decemberists epic fantasy world of Picaresque. At first I thought Stevens was the no brainer pick, but as I went back and gave both thorough listens over the last couple of weeks, I fell in awe all over again with the storytelling prowess that Colin Meloy of The Decemberists posesses. Stevens is so incredible when he passionately sings about his vision of the "Land Of Lincoln" but the world that Meloy sings of is all his own. Child monarchs, barrow boys and two men living in the belly of a whale are just the tip of the creative iceberg in the world of Picaresque; and the way Meloy is able to articluate every second so vividly is utterly mindblowing. There were moments of genius a plenty in 2005, but for my money, The Decemberists Picaresque ended up being aces in my book.

(critics note: if an album on this list wasn't reviewed by one of the critics on this site, I tried to summarize in a sentence or two what the album was all about. Sorry folks, we do try, but we can't possibly get to everything!)

1. The Decemberists - Picaresque
2. Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
3. LCD Soundsystem - LCD Soundsystem
4. The New Pornographers - Twin Cinema
5. Andrew Bird - The Mysterious Production Of Eggs
6. Black Mountain - Black Mountain (Stephen McBean of Pink Mountaintops creates a side project that's even better than his full-time band and makes the essential stoner-rock album of the year. For fans of Black Sabbath and Queens Of The Stone Age.)
7. Kanye West - Late Registration
8. Sigur Ros - Takk... (Iceland's greatest export other than Bjork creates their third masterpiece in a row. A bit sunnier than (), their previous release, but still just as epic in scope. Turn this one up to eleven and get out of its way.)
9. Wilderness - Wilderness (Remember Public Image Ltd? well this Baltimore band does, and lead singer James Johnson does the best John Lydon impression he knows how on this bands stellar debut. Definitley for fans of The Walkmen.)
10. Iron & Wine - Woman King EP/ Calexico & Iron & Wine -
11. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
12. Oneida - The Wedding (New York art rockers tone down the weirdness and make the most coheisive record of their so far seven record career.)
13. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Howl
14. Edan - Beauty And The Beat (Underground hip-hop at it's finest and nerdiest. If you consider youself a hip-hop connoseur and you don't own this yet you should be ashamed.)
15. Pelican - The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw
16. Caitlin Cary/Thad Cockrell - Begonias (Far and away the best country record of the year. Former Whiskeytown chantruse Cary recruits Ryan Adams sound a like Cockrell for the best album of duets in years that makes you pine for the old days of Lynn & Twitty or Johnny & June Carter- Cash.)
17. Supergrass- Road To Rouen
18. Gorillaz - Demon Days
19. Spoon - Gimme Fiction
20. Richard Hawley - Cole's Corner (Former Longpigs singer and Pulp guitarist just keeps on getting better and better. Cole's Corner is the epitomy of what a rainy day record shoud be.)
21. Lou Barlow - Emoh (Home spelled backwards! Get it! And who says the former Folk Implosion and Sebadoh frontman doesn't have a sense of humor? Emoh is his first "official" solo album, and one of the very best he's ever been involved in. He even does an acoustic ballad version of Ratt's "Round And Round". What's not to like?)
22. Nada Surf - The Weight Is A Gift (Those "Popular" assholes from 96' just keep on pleasantly surprising. The Weight goes to show that 2002's Let Go was no fluke. The Weight is everything former Barsuk labelmates Death Cab For Cutie's Plans should have been.)
23. The Go-Betweens - Oceans Apart
24. Danger Doom - The Mouse And The Mask
25. Heartless Bastards - Stairs And Elevators (Lead singer Erika Wennerstrom wails like a southern rock Patti Smith. For fans of Drive-By Truckers and The Black Keys.)
26. Elbow - Leaders Of The Free World
27. Magnolia Electric Co. - What Comes After The Blues
28. Royksopp - The Understanding
29. Rogue Wave - Descended Like Vultures
30. The Mountain Goats - The Sunset Tree (On his 13th album in ten years, John Darnielle with help from John Vanderslice creates the coolest concept album ever about being abused by your stepfather. No seriously!)
31. Deerhoof - The Runners Four
32. Little Brother - The Minstrel Show (quite possibly the funniest rap concept album ever created. 9th Wonder, Phonte and Big Pooh take potshots at every aspect of African-American pop culture. From R. Kelly to especially TV network UPN, absolutely no one is safe.)
33. Common - Be
34. The Constantines - Tournament Of Hearts (Passionate and brooding rock from a band that obviously takes their cue from The Afghan Whigs. Tournament Of Hearts builds on 2003's awesome Shine A Light.)
35. Matt Sweeney/Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Superwolf
36. My Morning Jacket - Z
37. Broken Social Scene - Broken Social Scene
38. M83 - Before The Dawn Heals Us
39. Red Sparrowes - At The Soundless Dawn (Sprawling and epic metal/post rock in the vein of labelmates Pelican. If you own the new Pelican, loved it, and haven't bought this one yet, all I can say is what the hell is wrong with you?)
40. The Clientele - Strange Geometry (Lavish Brit-pop outfit make good on their follow-up to 2003's strong debut The Violet Hour. Fans of Yo La Tengo, Luna and Felt should take notice if they haven't already.)
41. John Doe - Forever Hasn't Happened Yet (X frontman teams up with Neko Case, Grant Lee Phillips and Dave Alvin to make one of his most enjoyable solo releases in years.)
42. Silver Jews - Tanglewood Numbers (The sound of redemption recorded onto disc. Stephen Malkmus buddy Dave Berman survived alcohol abuse and a suicide attempt and this what the road to recovery sounds like. Sometimes funny, but mostly painfully heartbreaking.)
43. Paul McCartney - Chaos And The Creation Backyard
44. Stars - Set Yourself On Fire (Sometimes Broken Social Scene members Torquil Campbell and Amy Milan's day job. Now that personal fave The Delgados have broken up, these guys will have to fill that sweet alternating male/female vocal void.
45. British Sea Power - Open Season
46. Bruce Springsteen - Devils And Dust
47. Antony & The Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now
48. Wolf Parade - Apologies To The Queen Mary
49. The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute
50. Xiu Xiu - La Foret

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Goddammit, Kyle, great call on the Stars record. Frankly, I should've given that the nod over the new Broken Social Scene, while I'm spreading the Canuk love. Also, so that you know, LCD Soundsystem would've been my number 26 - no fooling.

Not sure about the McCartney pick, though, much though I love all things Godrich (no, scratch that - I HATE Travis). If Macca wins the best album Grammy over Kanye, I will, for the first time ever (I promise) truly go postal.

tyson

tyson

kyle...buddy...what's up man.uh, yeah. great list here. i spent like an hour on mine and you went like 101 percent past the extra mile mark here. quite quenching for my brain.

bec

bec

That was cool that you wrote blurbs for some of the albums - most of the one's that didn't have them i knew enough about, and the ones with the blurbs i didn't. that little bit of extra effort made yours and Adam's lists the best.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Okay, with Kyle's list, I'm officially perplexed; did someone here call for a boycott of the Wilco live set? It looks like I'm the only person who chose it, and I absolutely stand behind the choice. I think it's one of the better live records I've ever heard, quite honestly. What gives? Knowing that Kyle, particularly, is a big Wilco admirerer, I'm really surprised about the omission. Even if you didn't like "A Ghost is Born" (I did, and tunes from that album comprise a good portion of the live album), I would agree with those who've said that this album strengthens them with more muscular, and often just plain better, performances. I've said my peace.

Bone

Bone

Hubb, about the only explanation I can give you is that when we started doing this list thing lo these many years ago there have been a few unofficial rules that most of us play by, although there are always exceptions and they're obviously no big deal. Historically we've made it a general practice to omit greatest hits, live albums and albums not released in the calendar year. Obviously the calander year thing presents the biggest problem because of foreign vs. US release dates - which explains why albums like Dungen, Go Team, etc aren't on our lists. As for Kicking Television I was pretty conflicted over this one myself, I bought it about 2 weeks ago and it hasn't been out of my player since. It really sheds a whole new light on a handful of their songs. If you really want to say your peace write a review for it. I'd be interested in your opinion of it.

Jumpin Jack

Jumpin Jack

There's really so little difference between your lists, that it's seems like you guys just put all the same records in a bag and drew them out and that's what order you put them in. Where's the new Stones record. RS had it at Number 3, they're just the greatest rock and roll band of all time, that's all -

Adam

Adam

Jumpin Jack,

It's true. Several of us here at Zboneman.com have similar tastes and quite often we turn each other on to personal favorites, but make no mistakes, we listen to a lot of stuff during the course of the year. As for your comment about The Rolling Stones, it didn't make any of our lists because it really isn't a very good record. Rolling Stone has it on their list, but who cares. I don't think they've ever knocked a Rolling Stones album. Hell, they even named their mag after them. I've listened to The Stones' new album several times, and quite frankly, I think it's pretty dull. Don't get me wrong--it isn't terrible, but there isn't anything particularly inspiring about it either. I wouldn't give it more than a B-. I respect that The Stones are a band of iconic status, but that's no reason to put "Bigger Bang" on the list. I'm a huge U2 fan. They too have earned a spot on the "iconic status" list, but How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb is their weakest effort. I suppose what I'm trying to say is that we call them like we see them, and it's just our insignificant little opinion. We're simply sharing with the reader some of our favorites. If you ask me though, there were plenty of other veterans who were more deserving of praise in 2005 including Paul McCartney, Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen. I'm sure the Stones have other great records in them, but for me, Bigger Bang certainly isn't one of them.

aerocooper

aerocooper

Apart from the 80% number of artists that I don't reconize, I don't see a whole lot of good music here. let's see: Paul McCartney. That's it. Where's "Have a nice day"? "get behind me satan?" Who's ever heard of "The mountain goats"?

kyle

kyle

aerocooper,

so what your saying, is that if you've never heard of someone, or you don't "recognize" them, they aren't any good? That doesn't make any sense! Furthermore it's completely ignorant. Your gonna bash a great Mountain Goats album (that you haven't heard by the way) and your argument is Bon Jovi's latest opus? Puh-lease! And let's just get this out in the open shall we? Get Behind Me Satan is completely overrated. It's by far the weakest White Stripes album to date, and this is coming from a huge fan that back in the day when they were nobodys was trying to get someone, ANYONE to listen to their 2nd and best album De Stijl. But back then they weren't on the radio and no one had ever "heard" of that little garage band from Detroit,so they must not be good right?

aerocooper

aerocooper

kyle,

APART from the music I didn't reconize, most of it wasn't any good. That means that most of the music I DID reconize wasn't very good. Okay?

Andy Weaver

Andy Weaver

Ya Kyle, where's the Mariah Carrey. It was nominated for a bunch of grammys and you don't have it on your list..... Where did you get your list, the toilet store.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Brilliant "Anchorman" reference on that last post, though content wise, I'm gonna say that Kyle's got the edge. Sure, I don't agree with all his choices (I'm now offically going public with the fact that I just don't "get" the Decemberists, and I'd say the same of Antony and the Johnstons and Deerhoof (though I kinda respect them in a weird way); The Mars Volta can simply blow me - I'm now almost at the point of disgust, where they're concerned). Having said that, I agree with the vast majority of this list. Still, Dungen belongs on all of these things (and if its omission is because it came out last year overseas, I'm not buyin'; that would've negated Augie March last year).

Anyway, Kyle knows his shit, no doubt about it.

Boneman

Boneman

Hubb, put a towel down on a chair so you can sit without falling on you crisco-coated ass. You're right not to buy into this foreign release rule - it's not like it was something we all voted upon. It just sort of evolved into a tacit guideline that some of us feel bound to and some don't. Obviously I don't, since I'm the guilty party where Augie March is concerned. (by the way I thought that was pretty cool of you to go out and buy it at the eleventh hour last year and include it as high as you did). In a situation like that, if the rules were strictly adhered to, then Augie March would have gone by the boards as far as this site is concerned and that would have been a shame. Particularly as their influence has been strongly in evidence on this years better albums. In my review of Wolf Parade I made much of their influence on that record - but the album that is literally steeped in Augie March-ness is Animal Collective's latest. To be honest my leaving Dungen off of my list was a simple oversight. Perhaps no other album this year matches Dungen's pure joy of unfettered creation.

As for your ambivalence toward the Decemberists, I will say this. I liked the album quite a bit, in fact more than Sufjan Stevens which I picked up at about the same time. And however apocryphal this fact renders my revised opinion of them - when I saw them live my appreciation waxed ten-fold. The difference in my perspective could be compared to going from watching them on a 5 inch black and white TV screen, to seeing them in IMAX on acid. To put it simply I got it. And to a much less dramatic degree the same thing happened with Spoon.

In any case, since we all just sort of follow our own conscience when it comes to these rules, do whatever you think is right. Just like the revelation that I still believe Augie March to be, I know that 's how you felt about Dungen and was happy to make the adjustment on your list. As far as I'm concerned I think the lists should be as malleable as possible, but changing them after the fact has historically brought about grave consternation - but just so everybody knows, should you wish to alter your list, think of me as the Wizard of OZ "after" Toto exposed him, or even a fuddled, shuffling Ozzy Ozbone at home with Sharon - scooping up after Toto has made it clear what he thinks of hypocricy. But for now that's all. The Great and Mighty Ozbone has Spoken and must now pick up his daughter from dance class.

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Boy, do I loves me some Crisco! No, just kidding; that just seemed like some funny shit to say.

I've heard that the Decemberists can be a revelation live, so maybe next time they're through SLC I'll experience the magic. As for Spoon, I've loved them for years, but hell, yeah, they are terrific live. I've seen them twice, and I've been bowled over both times.

Actually, I'm not done yet. I've got to say, I love what you said about the Dungen record, and couldn't agree more with the sentiment. Plus, it makes me feel stoned, even when I'm not, so it's a money saver, as well - the gift that keeps on giving, so to speak.

hg8

hg8

Very intelligent and eclectic list - may not have seen better this year. In fact all of your lists show more signs of life than most sites i've seen

dev

dev

It's nice to stumble across a lst that I can respect from top to bottom, there are a few things I might have added and left off, but compared to most this shit is preety tite

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