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"Lead Us To Reason" by The Black Maria (2005)

"Lead Us To Reason" by The Black Maria

Artist:

The Black Maria

Album:

Lead Us To Reason

Released In:

2005

Reviewed By:

Tyson Cantrell

Grade:

3.0

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Some say that Fugazi were the godfathers of emo. Well if that's the case then Grade were the godfathers and powerhouse of screamo. I think that Kyle Bishop has one of the all-time best screams around. Although on Grade's breakup album, Headfirst Straight To Hell, it seemed like Kyle and the rest of the band were over it. That album was a lazy, half-assed representation of the Grade I'd once given such high marks.

Alas, Bishop has betrayed the Grade and gone off to form his own band,The Black Maria. My first impression of their debut gave me the same strange mix of emotions that you get when you walk into a bathroom just after a super hot chick has just voided her bowels. It's a sad realizaton that no matter how badly she might've befouled the air you're now breathing, you'd still do her in a heartbeat.

Even more disconcerting is the sticker on the front that reads, "for fans of The Used." Before I heard note one, I'd developed a nervous twitch and a rash, still, my ears were eager for a sample. Instead of screaming his way back into my good graces, Bishop picks up the guitar and adds a little bit to Chris Gray's powerful main vocals. If you are picturing Grade part two, forget about it. The Black Maria are not the hyper, group-death, hockey-temper Canadian gnarlers. For those of you who are strictly genre driven in your musical selection, may I suggest that you file The Black Maria into your melodic/screamo with moderate extremo tendencies, section.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Morter

Morter

Sorry, but this shit is tooooooooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay are you serious - they should call it the Fag Maria

Snake Eyes

Snake Eyes

Too many people are talking about Grade, Zyon, New Day Rising. Forget it all. Too many labels and preconceptions, This is a new band. And this Disc flat out rocks. And they are AWESOME live. So much energy. If you can clear your mind of the other bands they USED to be in..and listen with new ears....you will love this.

tyson

tyson

sorry for souding like a dick. you are right though, i did expect to here kyle bishop screaming his ass off.

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