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"The Evens" by The Evens (2005)

"The Evens" by The Evens

Artist:

The Evens

Album:

The Evens

Released In:

2005

Reviewed By:

Tyson Cantrell

Grade:

3.5

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Ian MacKaye has to be about 85 years old by now. He's had to put down the heavy, hard rocking guitar for the lighter, slower baritone guitar. Along with the help from friend Amy Farina on drums and vocals, The Evens are the type of band that you would expect to hear on the Forest Gump soundtrack. This is seriously the ultimate flower children revival record that we've all been waiting for. I'm not really a folky, artsy music type of cat, but I found Ian's drunken sailor voice box quite entertaining.

I will admit, though, that it did take quite a few spins and a good bit of patience before I was able to see the light. For a while there I was really hardcore into Fugazi, but after watching the "Instrument movie" at least 100 times in one summer I came to resent their over-the-top, "more PC than Ian" politically correct bullshit. I'll stop comparing other bands since readers hate that, I guess the reason I brought Fugazi into this is because, like The Evens, their lyrics are witty, clever, and often to obtuse to understand. Take for example the song "If It's Water," "Blue, mixed with white will still be blue/ add water and the color is still true." I'll buy a round of drinks to the first person to tell me what that's supposed to mean.

Anyway, allowing Ian a senior moment to have an Ensure or two really paid off on the album. Ian's monotone rambling combined with Amy's unibrow-beating really sounds like yesterday once more.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Mike Chatterly

Mike Chatterly

I have to admit that I've never heard of the evens, but being a child or the sixties your review as definitely piqued my curiosity, I'm going to have to pick it up Thanks

Jeff Hubbard

Jeff Hubbard

Gotta say, this is one seriously incoherent review. I haven't even listened to the record enough to say whether I really like it or not, but that's beside the point.

Comparing the Evens to Fugazi is futile, and really only points up this album's accomplishment - yet you did it anyway, without even explaining why (oh, wait, it's because you resent Fugazi now, so why should you judge this album on its own merit? - I get it). Congratulations. Next time, please try to give some sort of insight into the album's content, rather than telling us that it took you a hundred times seeing "Instrument" to realize that Fugazi are self-serious and pedantic, if brilliant. I figured that out the first time I heard "Suggestion."

Namath

Namath

Obviously Mr. Hubbard has yet to fully understand the intrinsic beauty of incoherance. Personally I thought Tyson tied in his point about Fugazi's lyrics being similar to the lyrics of The Evens quite obviously - whether or not such similarity actually exists is beyond me.

George Blanda

George Blanda

Broadway Joe,

I see you are also lost in the supermarket. If you could, please cease and desist with stealing my rhymes, lifting my licks, and trying to carry my jock. I have a hard enough time being myself without haters and poseurs trying to be me too. I share your unabashed hatred of Mr. Hubbard--and I won't even waste spit, cum, time, or words on Mr. Cantrell. All I ask is that you continue your search for love and acceptance sans me.

tyson

tyson

sorry Hubby. i hope we can still be friends. I sent you some tampons in the mail for your swelled up vagina. People will get the review. Most people who come to this site probably are not looking for a fight like you. Sorry you can not understand what i'm saying. Sorry i'm not as smart as you, but can we still be friends? I wish I was as serious and intelligent as you in my reviews but I try to have fun with it. Oh and Dad - if I rake the leafs and mow the lawn, can I borrow the car on friday night?

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