"Oh hello you must be the movers and shakers of screamo. Wow it's so nice to meet you I've heard so much about you." Wow a Utah band! I wonder how many wives they have. I've never seen a polygamist rock group before.
First of all quit singing about lame relationships already. That source is as tapped out as a wallet at Woodstock II. If Top Gun 2 came out The Used would be the new Berlin and "I Caught Fire" would be the new "Take My Breath Away." Bert's lyrics are lame to the point of ridicule. It's like he took his box of love notes from ninth grade, photocopied his diary pages, laid them out and cut each line apart and drew them out a hat. Bert is known for singing so hard at shows that he vomits. I'm known for vomiting whenever I hear his lyrics.
Whoa a Utah band with a parental advisory tag, better hide it from all the fifteen year olds at Hot Topic. "I'm a Fake" is probably the reason for this warning. "I'm a Fake" is a Kelly Osbourne battle cry that is a little hard to listen to.
When The Used first arrived about two years ago I didn't flinch. Just because they were supposed to be the next big thing, didn't mean I was going to wait around for it to happen. I heard about them through some pretty Emo / screamo/ hardcore looking kids. You know the type; long, ratty-ass jet black died haired swooped forward into some devil-lock looking thing, with the back part of their hair flaring straight out. They're either sporting Converse All Star low tops or some type of popular running shoe brand (Saucony, Pony, etc.). And their legs are covered with slightly painted on girl pants like that of Wrangler or Levi's.
Their shirt is a random high school P.E. or emo/screamo/hardcore band shirt that is probably way too tight. Examples of shirts may include: A Static Lullaby, Thrice or The Used.
If it is cold outside you might see one wearing a Mr. Roger's promodel zip-up hoody with an assortment of three to five band pins tacked on for some extra cred from fellow scenesters.
Another great winter item that is an absolute must to be in the emo/screamo/hardcore club is cheap mittens that one can purchase at any neighborhood gas station or drug store. I'm not trying to trash the whole "I am sad all the time and their is always a black cloud over my head" social scene but it is hard not to take notice of the fashion and attitude that surrounds it, and crack a couple jokes in the process. I love these kids. They are what keep the industry thriving.
I'm giving In Love and Death a two because the singer from Coalesce sings on "Sound Effects and Overdramatics." It would have been a one, but that little shred of coolness bumped it up to a two.
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